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Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	21 Jul 2013 07:56
	:-D :-D :-D
	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,604 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	21 Jul 2013 00:35
	:-D
	Researching: Gg gran Amelia - Suffolk side
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,521 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	21 Jul 2013 00:03
	G'nite!!
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,521 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	21 Jul 2013 00:01
	As its open golf this week................ A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some terrible language this week and feel terrible about it"... "When did you use this terrible language?" asks the mother superior... "Well I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight to the ground after going only about 100 yards"... " Is that when you swore?"... "No mother" said the Nun " After that a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away"... "Is THAT when you swore?" the mother superior asked again... "Well no" said the nun " You see as the squirrel was running an eagle came down out of the sky and grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away"... "IS THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed mother superior... "No not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws...it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball" "Did you swear THEN?" asks the mother superior becoming impatient... "No because the ball fell on a big rock...bounced over the sand trap...rolled on to the green and stopped six inches from the hole"... The two nuns were silent for a minute... Then the mother superior sighed and said " YOU MISSED THE 'KING PUTT...DIDN'T YOU?"
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,604 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	20 Jul 2013 22:19
	:-D :-D Safe - unless someone is against betting (even in jokes)
	Researching: Gg gran Amelia - Suffolk side
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	20 Jul 2013 22:14
	I think so too :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	20 Jul 2013 22:13
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	:-D :-D :-D I think your safe with that one AnnC.
Member Since: May 2009 Posts: 3,916 Send Message	LollyWithSprinklez	Report	20 Jul 2013 22:12
Member Since: May 2009 Posts: 3,916 Send Message	Excellent :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	20 Jul 2013 22:11
	> A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind > him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. > > "What was that for?" he asks. > > "That was for the piece of paper in your pocket with the name 'Mary > Ellen' written on it," she replies. > > "Don't be silly," he says, "Two weeks ago when I went to the races. > Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on." > His wife seemed satisfied at this and apologized. > > Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails > him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. > > When he comes around he asks, "What was that for?" > > "Your horse phoned!"
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

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