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Could you please go shopping for me........

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 30 Aug 2013 18:52

................and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.



A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.



The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"



He replied, "They had avocados."



If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

JoyDean

JoyDean Report 30 Aug 2013 19:05

I'm a woman, and I got it the first time. ;-)

JustGinnie

JustGinnie Report 30 Aug 2013 20:13

:-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 30 Aug 2013 20:46

:-D :-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 31 Aug 2013 06:49

:-D :-D :-D