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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service in a hotel .. ..

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor
sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud , pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan
sahn toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish
moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'
.....and you do, don't you?!!

Lol yes I understand it now. Tanjoo for posting I like it berrymutts :-)

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Heywhaddaboutacouplasossidgestooman! :-D

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sounds like the bloke on the phone at Microsoft help line!

understood it perfectly :-D I think we've been in that hotel

Our surname is difficult for non-westerners to pronounce (I don't mean that in a deroragatory way.... I can't say some of their names either!)..... so if we wanted to book a table in a restaurant we would use a first name

We often found us listed under Mr Roo

we're Aussies, but that's taking it a bit far

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We saw a menu once, written in "English" (wish I'd stolen one) which had everyone at the table in hysterics....... poker-face waiter standing by........... I can only remember one item on the menu......... emenex.

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TANNJOOBERRY MUTTS Everyone! :-D :-D