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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 16 Apr 2014 11:18


One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Notre Dame !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,’ I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..' Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.........
......then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Mersey

Mersey Report 16 Apr 2014 11:28

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 16 Apr 2014 15:04

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Sylvia

Sylvia Report 16 Apr 2014 21:17

Lol Enjoyed those so much :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 16 Apr 2014 21:22

:-D.... :-D.... :-D.... :-D