Coffee and T*sticles

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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	19 Apr 2014 12:16
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,584 Send Message	:-D :-D :-D :-D A guy goes into Australia Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my t*sticles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, Disabled in your country’s service! Well that qualifies for extra bonus points. "Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.. No point in you coming in for that."
Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	19 Apr 2014 12:27
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	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	19 Apr 2014 12:28
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	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,603 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	19 Apr 2014 12:39
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	Researching: Gg gran Amelia - Suffolk side
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 49,448 Send Message	Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it	Report	19 Apr 2014 12:56
	Even made hubby laugh and he has no sense of humour . He normally says I don't get it ? :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Surname Fahse. Germany. Essex .South East London My avatar is one of our wedding photos of 1957
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,288 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	19 Apr 2014 13:03
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	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	19 Apr 2014 13:56
	wonder how long before the phantom reports this :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	19 Apr 2014 18:16
	Too late Ann. All our fragile minds have been irrepairably damaged already ;-) :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	19 Apr 2014 18:24
	true Graham - so very true ;-)
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: January 2012 Posts: 12,435 Send Message	GinN	Report	19 Apr 2014 18:37
	I like it! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: My Geordie and East Anglian ancestors.

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