General Chat

Monty...baby.......you arent going anywhere, we wont let you *hopes* BB, whens the result for heavens sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MONTY!! AT LAST YOUR HERE!! hugs him.......*thinks, sorry J, but thanks, we need all the help we can get*

THIS IS BIG BROTHER THE RESULT OF THE EVICTION VOTE WILL BE ON OR AROUND 8.30 DUE TO ILLNESS (JACKIE FROM WALES)THE TASK WILL BE POSTPONED UNTIL TOMORROW.

*dashes back to tell Jackson 5 where the key to the costume cupboard is* Sorry can't stay - minor crisis

MONTY!! Where are you, i need you hunni...........poor Jackie isnt well you know Hayley, hope BB has noticed. I'll take her a warm drink. (back at 8.15pm)

HALEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, look, look! Look at these costumes....that gets that lot back for stealing our ones i made.....ooooooooooooo, so excited now. Not a tea cosy in sight either, proper hatty things.........now wheres the rest of our band (BB, can we do our bit after 8pm as im out lol)

Jean and Glen are old mates of mine, went to their wedding etc...small world lol. BB i will delete this nattering i promise lol/

Quick check the hamper .....are the outfits there ???? explains why Glen so was happy to lend LOL

Yea they play as Protocol here every month Do you know them ? Daft ? ofcourse you do to know their names LOL Me mate next door used to drum with Glen also upps Better run don't want you in trouble for outside help

PMSL......Sorry Jac xxxxxxxxxxx

Jac im sorry lol....erm so you know Jean and Glen then????????

Mary whos Mary /LOL don't answer I know Mary, it is I Jac There will be several different ones in there so sure you can find some thing .......mind Abbracadabra would like them back pleaseeeeee Have fun

OOOOOOOOOOO Mary your a star....texts Mr Pilot..... Haley love, we are performing Mama Mia...........think i need a doctor, my poor shoulder is agony..........takes a swig of brandy for the pain

Strump Psst shhhhh, me mate has an Abba tribute band .....lent the clothing out .should be on the next drop from the chopper Shhhhhhhh now

SSSHHHHHHHHHH Mary I am performing here...... YOU AREEEEEEEEEE THE DANCING QUEENNNNNNNN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 1777777777 OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH

* stands in front of bedroom mirror * Friday night and the lights are lowwwwwww looking out for a place to gooooooooo with a bit of rock music getting in the swing I in the mood for a kinggggggggg

Hi all Wow you've done wonders thankyou *serious now Hi all ive am feeling like s*** im burning up, and have a minging headache, looking at the screen is not making it any better so im really sorry but can't come out to play today, have fun and good luck hope to be back on soon love ya all Jackiexx

With a hurt shoulder and half the hot tub been swallowed.........manages to climb out...........i so havent done with her yet!....squelches back inside, right, her clothes get it now.............neatly cuts legs off all trousers and all zips.........and each top is cut in half............mmmm she wears lycra eh........wont harm that, need that for later.......goes in hunt for the ABBA clothes *gawd me shoulder* (back later all lol)

*Pushes Strump backwards and runs fast*

Thats my ABBA wig.............another thing you ruined! Right.....grabs TORS top which tears down the middle....oops, oh well.........holding her by her hair and scruff of her top..........wheres the clothes? Tell me now or i go back inside and cut ALL of your clothes and then finish off with your hair *really mad now and shoulder hurts*