General Chat

Whose Lynda Howard? You not talkin' about our Mabe are yer?

Clara darlin' don't worry about yer ol' man he's at number 7, just saw him go in there with dirty Gertie from number 30, sorry to be the one to tell ya, you know how i hate to gosssip. Will put a drop of brandy in yer cup to give ya a bit o strength, so it ain't all bad. Hi Howard, a tip on London accent, write what you want to say, then go back over it taking out all the h's the g's ending with ing, and where theres a th put in a v, sorted :)) please join in if you'd like to, you can be posh if you'd prefer :) Mabel

Well I ll try ope you aint got me name onyer list o visters to er next dor coz i want there Will that do Mabe howardxx

That's great Howard, understood every word I did, you sound the sort of bloke who wouldn't go to number 7, you can pop in to my 'ouse for a cuppa if yer like but don't go past number 7, she'll just grab yer :)) Mabel

Thanks mabe will pop in when up yor way Howardxx

That good fer nothin - I'll ave is neck fer scrag end I will. Great 'oward - don't worry, yer just as to do yer best, like what I do:))

Just orf to the market, must get a new pair of bloomers, can't get them anywhere except on that Jimmy Riddles stall, and 'e does a good fitting service an all. If anyone else is going down there will meet ya at the bus stop. Mabel x

I'll come wiv yer Mabe. I could do wiv a new pair meself. Does e 'ave em up to size 32? Clara x

Clara darlin' Jimmy's sizes START at a size 34, but don't worry 'e'll take em in for ya :)) By the way just saw your 'ol man come out of number 7 wiv a big smile on 'is boat race. Mabel x

Right - that's it - 'e can cook is own tripe an onions tonight. What's that woman got that I 'aint - and I got more of it:)) Clara x

Clara, she's 25 got an 'our glass figure, long blonde hair, dresses come from Harrods, she goes to those airibotics classes (you know the ones where they prance about all over the place) and belongs to a gym (and an Harry and a Tom I think) She's got those long red nails and she smells like a flower, so I have no idea why your 'ol man keeps going in 'er ouse, he must be going thru the male change or sumfink I reckon, ain't men bloomin funny? Send 'is tripe and onions rownd her, ain't 'ad tripe for a few days. Mabel x

I 'ope you enjoyed the tripe an onions I sent round Mabel - I aint seen 'ide nor 'air of 'im yet. 'e'll probably be worn out by the time e gets 'ome. 'E'll be even more worn out by the time I've finished wiv 'im though. What does a woman like that see in 'im - that's what I want to know. Clara x

Hallo Maybelle - it's bin so long since I seen yer, that I've almost forgotten me Glasgie -speak, do ye remember me hen? Ye sed ah had tae speak proper, like youse, and so I bin practising. Bet I'd pass fer a pearly queen noo. Ma brither has sent me a Haggis for ma birthday, I've got a drop o mother's ruin to wash it doon with, if you all wanna pop roond later - yer all very welcome..... is that Hooward a tall dark gentleman do ya know? He'd be OK for first footing later!!

What you bin uptu Mabe have you ate all that tripe an onions i aint ad em since ma died un tel at dorothy i aint tlall dark an ansome I is short fat an bald Howardxx

Hiya Ethel me darlin' At 4 0'clock all the gang will be 'avin a drink of Brown Ale in your memory. We still talk abowt ya, and all the stuff you got up to. We've all changed our drawers especially for ya today, so you know you are special. Loads of love from all yer mates. Mabel (the pretty one :))) x x x x

Elooo Mabe !! Fort yer had pegged it, yer aint been around fer so long. Ive gawn an got me milk stout in, an will raise me glass ter our Effy at 4pm. Mind yer Im surprised yer aint tippin back the sherry Mabe..maybe yer aint sa posh nahh. Effy, If yer readin this from wherever yer may be... dahnt ferget I aint fergot yer owe me ten bob fer that rain 'ood I bought yer out of the charity shop. Love always In rememberance. Mildred x

Wotcher Mabe an' Mildred Ah'll be raising a glass at 4pm wiv yer gels. Ah've got some sherry in, changed me drawers, taken art me curlers an' even changed me pinny. Ma Bert finks 'is luck's in. Dream on darlin'! Ere's to you Effy me ole china! Lotsa luv Elsie xxxx

Hiya Mabe, Mildred an Elsie I wuz just off out till I noticed you free around. I'm not one to miss a knees up as ya know. So I've changed me drawers and pinny an opened a bottle o stout. So ere's to you Effy love. Luv as alas - Clara xxxx

Ethel - - gawd luv ya me duck - heres to yer. 'ere I fergot to put me clean draws on - only noticed when it got gey drafty roond the trossachs Dolores

'ol cor blimey ain't been to such a good knees up in ages. Didn't know you could play the 'ol piano like that Clara, and you're dancin' aint 'alf improved since you 'ad that 'ip replacement Elsie, done you a treat it 'as. Who's fer anuvver drink then? Mabel