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NOW OPEN TO GUESTS. The Utopia Hotel and Leisure

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ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 28 Feb 2005 15:36

Now its two parts sugar, two parts water, and...em....two parts cement??? That should do it... Now where is Sheikeyboy... he's in for a treat!!!! Wonder where I've seen him before tho?????

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 28 Feb 2005 15:40

*Longlegs goes up to the Sheik and sits down besides him. 'Oh do excuse me Sir, I feel a little light headed' *and says to herself, must be those two cocktails i had earlier in the Bar* Longlegs notices a strange smell wafting around the room.

The Mad House

The Mad House Report 28 Feb 2005 15:50

sir sheik(knock's at the door ) there is a phone call for downstairs in the bar they said it was ergent

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 28 Feb 2005 15:56

* The room starts spinning and Dr Longlegs slowly slithers to the floor, oblivious to all thats going on around her.

The Mad House

The Mad House Report 28 Feb 2005 16:00

im sorry i cant do that there is a problem with transfering call's upstairs a the mo you must go down stair's (or do you have some thing to hide)

Guinevere

Guinevere Report 28 Feb 2005 16:03

The ents manager looks out to sea and sees a launch approaching. It has a flashing blue light. Gwynne (ents)

The Mad House

The Mad House Report 28 Feb 2005 16:07

no we have a crimanal in the hotal & she seem's to be on your floor only she doesnt normally drink what have you done to her?

The Mad House

The Mad House Report 28 Feb 2005 16:19

well like i said you are looking at her on the floor & if you really are a sheik then you wont mind proving it will you (trying not to be to rude in case he is really a sheik)

Guinevere

Guinevere Report 28 Feb 2005 16:20

The launch pulls up at the jetty and crowds of policemen jump off. Some of them look quite handsome so the ents manager goes to have a closer look. They run up the beach in the direction of the chalet housing the sheik. Gwynne (ents)

Lindy

Lindy Report 28 Feb 2005 16:22

Fat Lady Cook preens in front of the mirror she has had her grey hair tinted and her nails done on the mainland. Mondays are her day off but she has the dinner shift to attend to... She does the duck two step out the door and waddles up to the hotel.....

Bec

Bec Report 28 Feb 2005 16:23

WAIT!!! He is a REAL sheik! Sir, Sir I'm so sorry, are you ok. Oi you, take those handcuffs off him! This respectable gentleman used to gamble in my casino in Vegas all the time, he is very influential and spends a lot of money! Honestly what a mess! Becx (Casino Manager)

Margaret

Margaret Report 28 Feb 2005 16:27

Maggie staggers into reception, trailing mud behind her, (she really must start remembering to wipe her feet) lugging a huge container of industrial super strength weed killer. Maggie

The Mad House

The Mad House Report 28 Feb 2005 16:28

my humble apology's (bowing down at his feet) it was a case of mistaken identaty please sir i hope you will forgive me you may drink in my bar for free any time you wish just please forgive me (bowing out the the door now )

Guinevere

Guinevere Report 28 Feb 2005 16:30

The ents manager watches the police run down the beach and back onto the launch. She decides to go to her room to get changed for dinner. And just one small vodka. Gwynne (ents)

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 28 Feb 2005 16:33

*Dr. Longlegs starts to come round, unaware of all that has gone on. * 'Oh dear, I am so sorry about that, I must have fainted. Could you open a window for me please?'

Bec

Bec Report 28 Feb 2005 16:34

Bec pulls her mobile phone from her jewel encrusted handbag (Bec has a lot of money but very little taste!) and dials Gwynne's room number... <Ring Ring, Ring Ring> Silly cow, she's probably drunk already.. oh well her loss... Bec turns back to the policemen 'Sorry guys, wanted you to meet someone but she's otherwise engaged... maybe next time?'

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 28 Feb 2005 16:34

Excuse me yer Sheikdom or wotever....Carries a steaming basin of Hot...something....Are ye ready to be waxed and polished Sirrrrrrr. simper simper....

The Mad House

The Mad House Report 28 Feb 2005 16:35

(on the tanoy again) EVERYTHING IS OK IT WAS A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTATY PLEASE EXCEPT A FREE DRINK FROM MY BAR AT HAPPY HOUR (8 OCLOCK) FOR ANY INCOVENENCE & OR UPSET THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME BUMPY OUT ive got to go do tea now so be back later

Margaret

Margaret Report 28 Feb 2005 16:41

She stands in front of the strange red pot shaped plant. Hang on what on earth is that hanging from the pots. She goes half way up the stairs (cos she is only little and its the only way she can reach that high) and from the pots pulls, 3 hair pieces, 2 blond and one black, 16 single non matching ear-rings, 4 tiara's, one well chewed and mangled, a feather, and a red tatty hairy thing that could have been anything. She goes back down the stairs and dumps all the stuff on the floor, and starts to pump up the weed killer. Maggie

Bec

Bec Report 28 Feb 2005 16:43

It was all my pleasure Mr Shiekness! Goodness knows how they'll all react when George, Brad and Tom start turning up! Becx (Casino Manager)