General Chat

EXCUSE ME. I am still here you know. I did ask if someone would open a window for me. Longlegs picks herself up and walks through the door, muttering to herself. ' Oh Why Oh Why do I bother. I might just as well be invisible' Slams the door behind her and walks to the Bar. Heads will roll for this. I will not stand being ignored. Dr. Longlegs.

She starts to spray the plant from head to root in the very very strong weed killer. The plant makes a low rumbling moaning sound from deep within its pot. And starts to grow. Maggie

Bec stands by the reception desk deep in thought... Mommylonglegs walks past and Bec blantantly ignores her....

URGENT PHONECALL FOR DAISY!! You are required at home! One of the troops is wounded... I repeat one of the troops is wounded!!

You've done it again!!!!! You opened without me.....Right I and my scissors are going to the BAR! I knew youd turn me to drink. Couldnt even FIND the salon!! Deanna

Pssst Elaine! Just to warn you, think Bumpy has the hump! Something about some staff not turning up... she's hired this Daisy bird and from what I've seen she's pretty good... Becx (Casino Manager)

Really? Must go and check him out... <bec heads for the watersports dripping in platinum and pink diamonds...>

<Bec falls over due to excess jewellery..>

******** DINNER MENU ********* APPERTISERS Ceasar Salad Crab Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms SOUPS Cream of Broccoli French Onion with Parmesan Croutons FISH Wild Salmon with a Lemon Herb Sauce. Spicy Louisiana Catfish Macadamia Nut Crusted Tilapia Served with papaya Mango Relish and Ginger Lime Sauce. Fillet of Plaice Stuffed with Crab and Coriander Sauce MEAT Aberdeen Angus rump steak with peppercorn sauce Brisket of wharfedale beef, mashed potato Half local pheasant, braised, mash potato and savoy cabbage Breast of local woodpigeon, potato rosti, wild mushroom sauce Rack of Lamb with Roast Potatoes..served with Rice and peas DESSERTS CRÊME BRÛLÊE Light vanilla-bean custard with a caramelized sugar topping JACK DANIEL'S MUD PIE Coffee-crunch ice cream pie with whiskey-chocolate sauce OLD-FASHIONED SUNDAE Rich vanilla-bean ice cream, topped with house-made hot fudge, whipped cream and a cherry SHADOWBROOK CHOCOLATE MELTDOWN Rich, dark chocolate cake with a molten truffle core. Served with whipped cream and créme Anglaise Fresh Fruit Tray RED and WHITE wine of your choice. COFFEE and BRANDY Platter of Cheese and Crackers ********************* CHEF

Elaine sweetie, be a treasure and cover for me will you please? Have an injured ankle biter at home and a very important meeting to go to. Have left recipe for the lethal, I mean lovely, Crazy Daisy cocktail. Will look in later! Daisy PS Give that Hairdresser woman, Betty Grable or some film star's name, a drink will you?

Preston is a lovely name...<bec spies the tanned hunk himself> and what a lovely... smile... 'Hello Preston, here's a can of beer from Elaine... she said her husband thought you'd like one...' <snigger snigger> becx (Casino Manager)

hey i had prob's with my pooter i couldnt sign on line all weekend i think i'll have a nice cold glass of coke with ice & lemon ahhhhhhhhh that's better im sorry i left you the lurch over the weekend i didnt mean to.

Ohhhh hello every one, so sorry I have not had a chance yet to come and see you all, I have been sooooooo busy in the BSC Beauteee Parlour. This is the first break I have had since Saturday. Do I have any more staff yet?? I cant continue to run the place by myself for much longer. Lou didnt come back and one of my clients today told me a girlie called BC was offering waxes... is this correct, and if so is she permanant?

Hello Madam Joanne. Winnie The Wondrous Waxer at your disposal....spot of forelock tugging.......

lol, do I call you winnie or BC??? Are you on the staff or are you a guest helping out?

Ere we go again, more to do.. Come in and make yourself comfy, I'll just close the doors. What are you booked in for? A massage, yes thats fine, if you could slip into the gown and hop on the bed please.....

well keep up the good work & maybe i'll premote you but a the mo you are all the same level as each other i only wnat employee's that are willing to work as hard as they play so to speak

Madame Joanne. I am more of, what you would call, a Floater... But I have plenty of experience with ping pong balls...I mean....waxing Sheiks and Arthurs....I watched you carefully the other day....and have been practicing on Fat Lady Cook's headless chickens....

Sorry Elaine but on this Island I get the men... it's a bit like a parallell universe! lol becx (Casino Manager)

happy hour ladies & gent's first drink free then all drink's after that half price yes my lov what can i get you ?