General Chat

The ents manager looks out to sea and sees a launch approaching. It has a flashing blue light. Gwynne (ents)

im sorry i cant do that there is a problem with transfering call's upstairs a the mo you must go down stair's (or do you have some thing to hide)

* The room starts spinning and Dr Longlegs slowly slithers to the floor, oblivious to all thats going on around her.

sir sheik(knock's at the door ) there is a phone call for downstairs in the bar they said it was ergent

*Longlegs goes up to the Sheik and sits down besides him. 'Oh do excuse me Sir, I feel a little light headed' *and says to herself, must be those two cocktails i had earlier in the Bar* Longlegs notices a strange smell wafting around the room.

Now its two parts sugar, two parts water, and...em....two parts cement??? That should do it... Now where is Sheikeyboy... he's in for a treat!!!! Wonder where I've seen him before tho?????

dont worry madame just go back to your room till i let everyone know it's safe to come out ok that's fine i'll get some 1 to bring a bottle of drink to you

Dr. Longlegs is unaware of all the fuss, in Reception. She enters the Sheiks room and closes the door behind her. 'Good afternoon Sir. Please do let me introduce myself. I am the Co-Owner of this Island and Hotel Complex. It is not a matter of what you can do for me. But what I can do for you' *Longlegs is also glancing around to see if all is quite right in the room.*

~ calling room service ~ Take these Crazy Daisies to the 'sheiks' room and tell Dr Legs not to drink them. Daisy

*meanders down to the beach* Not bad for a first day. We have quite a few guests and the staff seem to be pulling together. Those camels will have to go, though. They seem to be suffering from flatulence. Still, it's exciting to have a real live sheik staying here. *sits down on silver sand and looks out to sea* Gwynne (ents)

I WILL PUT IT ON THE TANOY PLEASE WOULD EVRYONE BE AWARE WE HAVE A MAN POSSING AS A SHIEK IN THE HOTEL DO NOT PANIC BUT PLEASE DON NOT APROACH HIM HE IS DANGEROUS PLEASE WOULD SURCURITY GO TO HIS APPARTMENT & WAIT OUT SIDE THE DOOR TILL THE POLICE ARRIVE SORRY FOR ANY IN CONVIENENCE BUT WOULD ALL GUESTS STAY IN THEIR ROOM'S & ALL STAFF GO TO WHERE THEIR POSSTIONS THANK YOU FOR LISTENING BUMPY OUT

Dr. Longlegs, taps gently on the Sheik's door. 'May I come in she whisper's'.

i think we need to warn dr longlegs the police are on their way to see if we have anyone that matches the discription & to leave us with a poster of him they said if we see him DO NOT aproach him i repeat DO NOT APROACH HIM

I must consider the saftey of all my staff. I shall go and visit the Sheik myself. Please note the time and call for help if i am not back shortly. Dr. Longlegs.

If Joanne is busy I can do waxing and stuff. ( you know I am sure Ive seen him before????) And I'm a dab hand at looking after camels. Cora the Camel Conqueror they used to call me. ahhh those were the days....

ive just answered that dam phone it was the police they are looking for a man possing as a shiek he is a wanted man

I'm sure one of our beauty therapists will attend to you later, Sir. I'll leave you to settle in with your ............ people. Gwynne (ents)

i knew i'd seen him some where before he's an imposter oher

He's no sheik. I've seen him on the knicker stall down the market! Daisy

She'll be fine, I assure you, Sir. If you'd like to come this way with your lovely er............. entourage.......... Your chalet is just down this path. Gwynne (ents)