General Chat

<searching> this is ridiculas, they have to be here somewhere, i only just put em away!!!! <calls> DR lONGLEGS HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY ALCOHOL HAND SCRUB FROM THE PHARMACY???? ONLY I CAN'T FIND IT!!!! there were 2 dozen bottles here!!!! perhaps Tommy put them in the Bar coooeeeeeee joanne................................................... Nursey Bev

goodie ! am as fresh as a buttercup [and gosh- was she fresh last night !] got my abacus, string, bucket, and bottle opener ! am ready for anything you can throw at me ! sue,

ok sue i'll give you a week's trial to see how you get on, you can go freshen up & meet me back here in the lounge & you can help me with a stock check

Oopppps sorry Gwynne. Fred has had an accident in the Aspidestra. Can someone clean it up? and psssst dont take Sue on, she drinks from a bucket....BC

(on the phone) good afternoon i would like to put in an order for 200 pint glasses 200 half pint glasses 200 high ball '' 200 short 200 shot 200 wine yes thank you that should be ok for now when can you get them to me friday morning that will be just fine thank you very much good bye (off the phone) right now i need to do a stock check ah this way i think

* affixes notice* 'STRICTLY NO SWIMMING IN THE FOUNTAIN' by order I find the stress is getting to me. I'm an artiste of delicate sensibilities. I'll just go to my flat and have a quick siesta. Pass the vodka, Elaine. Gwynne (ents)

JOANNE ! thankyou. i can mix and stir with the best of em ! lol, sue.

Made the call Gwynne, is it ok if i wiggle a bit then

Dr.Longlegs,MD.ME just had a phone call, our first reservation has been booked its for the 8th April its a Mr and Mrs windsor they want the royal suite.

Helen, Make an announcement over the loud speaker that Dorothy and Mommylonlegs will be inspecting the building later on. All dust to be removed and floors swabbed. Anyone not pulling his/her weight will be on short rations and no booze. Any livestock in the main building will be converted to handbags. Shimmying is not permitted. Gwyyne

i could do with some more staff in my bar how are you at pulling pint's or mixing cocktail's ?

jenny ! just seen your advert for staff down at the job centre ! but they told me they had all been filled in ! woe is me, you must have something i can do !!!! i could be in charge of the spoons, i am good at stirring ! can sit on walls for ages, smoking a fag ! can down a bucket of wine in one fell swoop! i know how to handle a team of firemen! em, anything of any use to you yet ! sue. [pleading with you] i have got loads of p45's and p 60's - bet you are interested now !lol.

well really!! i think if you dont get on & finish this by the end of the week i'll have to let the hotel manager know that you are not doing your job's as you should be. so if you want to get in my good book's i surgest you get on with your work. oh & fix that door it does'nt shut

*faints* *recovers slightly* That's quite enough shmmying for now thank you. I think I'll see if the vodka is here yet. And if those men haven't finished the cabret venue heads (or something) will roll. Gwynne

Madame Gwynne. How do you make a towel fluffy? teehee

hang on joanne i need the handy men to help me move these oxygen cylinders, the GLAXO men just dumped them here and left. also the loo in my bijou flat is leaking and the shower doesn't work. oh and the Pink Fountain has gone a funny colour Nursey Bev

ting,ting(me little bell) cooy Dave cooy Tommy,

Hi Lou, Joanne Reeder is head of beauty but I think she isn't around at the moment. Perhaps you could pop along to the salon and make sure the towels are fluffy and that all the equipment is working. You have been allocated a room in the staff block by the salon. Gwynne (ents)

sorry Gwynne, i would like a chance to show you what i can do though!! look, shimmy, shimmy, shake that ass!! what do you think Gwynne, am i in??

aha are you the work men? when are you planning to finish the bar then? my staff & i need to get the stock in