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Halloween howlers for a Friday afternoon!

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Bec

Bec Report 29 Oct 2004 15:29

Q: How can you tell if a ghost is flat? A: Use a spirit level! Q: Why are ghosts such poor magicians? A: You can see right through their tricks! Q: Where does vampires keep their savings? A: In the blood bank! Q: What's a ghost's favourite airline? A: British Scareways! Q: What kind of ghosts do they have in hospital? A: Surgical Spirits! Q: Who speaks on behalf of the Ghosts Union? A: Their Spooksperson! Q: What's a ghost's favourite food? A: I-Scream! Q: Did you hear about the love sick vampire? A: He became a Neck-romancer! Q: Where do ghosts go on holiday? A: The Isle of Fright! Q: What do you call a ghost who haunts the town hall? A: A night mayor! Becx