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Do you have Scottish ancestors?
Perhaps you do and you just didn't know! Search our brand new Scottish census records today and discover if you have Scottish roots.
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|Unknown||Report||5 Jul 2004 15:20|
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, whilst dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilise the needle for a lethal injection? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Lin