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Didnt you know Margaret Thatcher was just a man in drag trying to give women a bad name then!

You learn something new everyday! In my "humble" opinion she was a better PM than most of the recent men though. She had strength of character - no middle way for her!

Our genes were laid down some quarter of a million years ago - and we are still locked into them. Men and women have evolved for different purposes and each excels in their own lifestyle. Male and female brains are hard-wired differently. Even eysight, hearing, touch, taste and sense of smell (there are more senses, not just the famous 5) are specialised. A good book to start on is "Senses and Sensibilities" by Jyllyn Smith who has a PhD degree in Zoology. Another one is "Brainsex" (terrible title) by Anne Moir who has a PhD in Genetics. Yes, two women. Men and women are complimentary to one another and I am very grateful for it. Len

why don,t men nag woman? waste of time ,cause a woman is too busy listening to herself to hear anyone else.Denis.

The one in the office Would you like to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what's happening?

25 Rules for men 1 If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself. 2. Lie. 3.Here's a good pickup line, "My girlfriend's pregnant, will you go out with me?" 4.Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault. 5.Lie. 6.Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them. 7.Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name in urine. 8.One sure way to make a girl like you is to go after her best friend. She will then see what she's missing and love you for not giving up on her. 9.Lie. 10.Deny everything. Everything. 11.Good break up line, "It's not you, it's me." 12.Don't have a clue. 13.If you get a clue, pretend you didn't and disregard it. 14.No means yes. 15.Yes means no 16.Feelings? What feelings? 17.Tell this to your girl before you have sex, "Don't worry. If you don't have an orgasm, you won't get pregnant." 18.Lie I tell you!! 19.DO NOT make decisions about relationships. If you are backed into a corner and must make a decision, stall. If you still must come up with an answer, leave yourself a loophole for escape. Example: Question: "Honey, will you take me out for a romantic dinner?" Answer: "Yes, if you can guess how many sperm I produce each day." 20.Lie. 21.ALWAYS apologise. NEVER mean it. 22.if you hurt someone, pretend you care. Don't. 23.Try to have a good memory, but it's OK if you forget trivial things. You know, like your girlfriend's birthday and eye colour. 24.It is never your duty to take responsibility for your actions. 25.Lie

nice one Darren,that has to be worth at least 5 points,Denis.

Havn`t spoken to my wife for 10 years now, Can`t get a word in, I think her mouth`s in auto. Barry

Barry, perhaps she thinks that talking to herself is the only way to have an intelligent conversation. Janice

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have read through and have never read such drabble and hot air in all my life the blokes comments should be highlighted so that anybody coming on can just read the intelligent bits DRIVE THROUGH BANK PROCEDURES FOR MALES drive up to cash machine wind down window of car insert card and pin number enter amount retreive cah wind up window drive away PROCEDURE FOR FEMALES drive up to cash machine reverse back the required amount to align car window with cash machine restart the stalled car wind down window find handbag ,remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card turn the radio down to concentrate attempt to insert card into cash machine open car door to allow easier access ,due to exessive distance from car insert card after "invalid card "is displayed remove marks and sparks charge card and insert correct card remove card turn over and insert right way up re-enter handbag to find diary with pin number enter pin press cancel and re-enter correct pin enter amount of cash required check make up in rear view mirror retreive cash empty handbag again to find purse for money recheck make up drive forward 2 metres reverse to retreive cash card re-empty handbag to find card holder and place in slot provided restart stalled engine again and pull off drive for 2-3 miles release handbrake complain to hubby what a stressfull day youve had now is that intelligence??????????????

Janice, How can you have an intelligent conversation with a vacuum cleaner. Barry

Keith, where did you last see my missus? wasn,t a white Astra she was in was it?Come to think of it ,it cant be her you saw or you would have heard the crunch as she backed into something. See you ladies ,we are good for some things,like paying your repair costs because you are too embaressed to claim on the insurance. Denis tfn Newcastle

Only people who feel inadequate try to boost their own morale by scoring off others. len

Women can,t even put a toilet seat down without causing trouble for their poor husband. Happy days