General Chat

yes you can all share, king prawns and mushrooms with chips

granny throws pile of dandelions daisies and old grass on floor .............help yourselfs to my weeeeed girls

granny please can i have a smoke when i've finished mt tea?

It's GG thats got it Kem
you know me I'm a good girl
Wouldn't do anything like that lol
xx
:0)

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

And down on the shore they gather romance
She showed me much more, not only to dance...

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to

meet me at the back door in 10 anyone who wants weeeeed

Clueless .are you talking .....************* again!

Fi, 17 year old had perforated ear drum, in casualty from 2am till 5am....need matchsticks lol!!

Hope you are ok today,

Caz xxx

waiting here at back door granny

Clueless I bet you were teachers pet please miss it was'nt me it was granny,stella.kem don't act all innocent with us.

AW no Caz that's not good
How you managing to stay awake!!!!!!!
You're just not having any luck with them are you!

I'm in Carlisle in just over a week
I'll give you a wave from the train
on my way past lol
Found out today that my blood counts are good
so really happy tonight



Kem who me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oooh Caz thats horrid is he ok?? what did they do?

I,ve been at the door for ages ...its cold hurry up

here Stella don't tellClue who gave you it she will dob me in.

Come on GG what you waiting for
we've been stood here ages
pmsl
xx

Yes you clueless.......what do you mean ???????you are a good girl?????lOL

Hope your sons ear get better soon caz.

passes weed to kem

* runs away...with weed*
hehehehehe

get the men out the cupboard that guy i got last night only lasted 15 mins wore him out so much for them aussie chaps

OY Kem give that back....................


legs it after Kem........................................
xx

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."