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*Clueless's*Place*The Bar Is Open...............

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MarieXX

MarieXX Report 4 Dec 2007 21:33

posted it twice and deleted one lol

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:33

byeeeeeeeeee June.......thanks, did not know June could run so fast. xx

Are you having a party as well Mo.....tries so hard to behave to get invite. sits on hands and bits tongue.

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:31

SD where did your thread go?

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 4 Dec 2007 21:31

Just rushes in to bring Granny a bottle of champagne..
Save the cork granny it looks as though you need one xx
Evening all rushes out again>>>>>>>>>>>>

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:28

this peeing your self contagious?

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 21:26

pmsl

You lot are priceless

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:26

cork?............takes eclair and beer to bean bag.

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:24

can't slide down pole with new black knickers on ...........pole would disappear. pmsl

MarieXX

MarieXX Report 4 Dec 2007 21:23

Can't get a word in for laughing
SD xxx

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:22

at least the water will be warm Mo...lol

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:20

just tittering to myself.......remembered when my brothers and i were young, we found some of them old ones with loops at the end, my mum caught us playing doctors and nurses with the loops round our ears.............oh god I'm peeing myself again.

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 21:18

here yar vaseline for the knees

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 21:18

mama Ijust googled that and saw it on you tube he he

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:17

don't half play havoc with my knees......all chaffed they are.

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 21:17

anyone got a TenaLady for Granny lol

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 21:16

NO granny oh'eck you like one of them kids that goes in the sea with a nappy on and it swells up and drags and they have to waddle all bow legged
roflmao

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:15

go that on my phone Mama along with a few rude ones so funny.

hangs bloomers over bar to dry.

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 21:13

(Chorus:)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but
As for me and grandpa we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go
but she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead, and
incriminating Claw marks on her back

(Chorus)

Now we're all so proud of grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back (SEND THEM BACK!)

(Chorus)

Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

(Chorus)

Sing it Grandma!

(Chorus)

MarieXX

MarieXX Report 4 Dec 2007 21:13

kangaroo fur stinks when it is wet granny!!! come to think of it stinks when it is dry peeeehhwwww
lol SD xxx

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:10

pmsl SD so bloody funny.........................rolling round floor.....................oops just peed my new bloomers.