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*Clueless's*Place*The Bar Is Open...............

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LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 21:10

mad no just crazzzzzzzy

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 21:09

All together now sing
My name is Kenny and I'm a ----------

oh ok crap song

slps off to the beanbag in corner
grabs bottle of bolly

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 21:09

Well it helps to be mad on here doesn't it
so
he's right in what he said

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:09

OK who gave me the black Lacey bloomers?

they don't have a crutch in them..............were they rejects?

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 21:07

Who killed him then and who was he?

Did Rolf Harris have anything to do with him?

MarieXX

MarieXX Report 4 Dec 2007 21:07


A granny kangaroo kept getting out of her enclosure at the zoo.

After recapturing granny kangaroo, the zookeeper put up a ten-foot fence. Again granny kangaroo was out the next morning, roaming around the zoo. So the fence was extended to twenty feet. But again granny kangaroo was out the next morning.

Frustrated zoo officials built a fence forty feet high.

A camel in the next enclosure asked granny kangaroo, "How much higher do you think they'll go?"

Granny kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet I guess -- unless somebody fixes the elastic in me bloomers and them GR girls stop flingin me about

Or someone shuts the gate boom boom

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:06

don't know who Kenny is but get him off my back he's trying to hump me. lol

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 21:06

Hubby just read one of the posts about Kenny the Kangaroo

He walked off shaking his head muttering your bl**dy mad

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 21:04

Whos Kenny?

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 21:03

theres no spooks it's just the floorboards creaking from grannys bouncin

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 21:03

writes L on one boot and R on other...........puts them back on.

Picks squashed eclairs and melted cream eggs out of pouch............yuk.............that Mo is just jealous of my new bloomers she will do anything to ruin them.

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 21:02

My name is Kenny and I'm a kangaroo garoo garooo

Boing boing boing

Clueless

Clueless Report 4 Dec 2007 21:02

Thanks all but there is no
way I'll be going down there!
Watch out the gr ghost doesn't get you lol
xx

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 21:02

I can sing a lullabye and make the spook sleepy for you

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 21:00

ELLAn where are you thoughtyou was changing the pumps poooee

LittleWhiteDove2022351

LittleWhiteDove2022351 Report 4 Dec 2007 20:59

I'll go down the cellar

used to have a swing in my great aunt adas cellar

MarieXX

MarieXX Report 4 Dec 2007 20:59

lol
SD xxx

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 4 Dec 2007 20:58

Hi Sd like my new kangaroo boots and bloomers?

Want me to go down the cellar Clue i'm not scared...................shoves Mo in first..............thats enought to frighten the spook. hee hee

Clueless

Clueless Report 4 Dec 2007 20:56

Not quite sure whats down there Mama!
Could be anything.
XX

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 4 Dec 2007 20:54

Chris if she does she can always wash them then unravel them and knit a wooly jumper instead

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