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......his face had taken on a hint of orange, more like an over-ripe tangerine......anything to do with mushroom clouds.......was he having another episode ....... he smiled a secret smile, his bright white teeth flashing amid the orange glow of his face.....

laughed.

Hello David said Gail,stroking his hair as she does,
he had a blank look on his face , (well more than usual) David , David, Audrey said, are you alwright
who are you he replied, I dont know you, just then the doc came and said it is a temporay loss of memory, David did the evil eye thingy and...

"Only two visitors allowed," said the ward sister. "David has been imagining he's been in prison, mumbling about gas explosions, giant mushrooms and people falling into gardens, but I'm happy to say he's back on the same planet as the rest of us now and almost ready to go home". "Just as well he didn't know about the latest orange mushroom that almost destroyed the street last week. Fortunately, it was just a scene from a science fiction movie being produced in a local studio and no damage ocurred," said Gail. Then she and Audrey walked towards David.

......flutter your eyelashes,
for me, it cannot fail....

.....when the guard came up and said he had a surprise visit from Gail, her newly found father, Audrey and Tina.....what will they say.....

but unfortunately she didnt win anything and considered a move to Hollyoaks who surprisingly won a lot!!

David was sat in his luxurious prison cell composing a love poem for Tina:

Oh Tina, Dear Tina
I luv your hoop earrings
and ponytail.
and the way you........

......meanwhile Carla was in Audrey's salon, having a new hairdo, ready for the Soap Awards, hoping she would get the Soap Bitch of the Year.....

Then a great orange mushroom cloud swallowed up the silly story for ever.

disappear for a while to contemplate her life.

life for everyone,and so much was at stake,and if tony even hurd a wisper of her thoughts there be Hell to pay,she must act an angel and stop all the she devil crap or other wise

I picked the wrong cream up it was shaving cream I
used, I must run and tell Fizz, and off she jogged... when Kirk heard the tale he roared with laughter my inners will never need a shave now he cried, You muppet, said Fizz you dont have hair growing inside , after along and tedious debate on the whys and wherefores Rita and Fizz left, later on at the factory Carla the she devil, was trying to get Liam to leave Marie and move in with her, forgetting she was betrothed to Tony, if she crossed him the outcome could be a differant.....

being from Emily's charity 'Parish Recipes' book, what could possible have gone wrong. Going back through the ingredients list, she noticed her error! "Oh Norris, I'm to blame for that poor boys misfortune. Nobody's tampered with the recipe as I first thought but I have made a genuine mistake. Look......................

although Rita,being Rita was not seeing the funny side of it all,maybe because she was'nt there to spread the gossip herslf,or maybe becuse it was her cake recipe that was tampered with and

off he went to enjoy his tea. "This is a nice piece of rump Rita" said Norris, and tucking into a hearty meal he began to tell Rita of the garden saga.

I thought those mushrooms tasted funny, he said, by that time the ambulance had arrived ,of course Norris had as usual magically appeared, so just as I thought he said , drugs, !! dont talk stupid its not drugs ,cried Fizz who came to see what all the fuss was about.they took Kirky off to hospital,I will go with him Fizz said.Norris couldnt wait to tell Rita and Emily , do come and have your tea I have done you mushrooms with your steak,lovely he said and

check on him please Molly". Off they went, sure enough Kirky was in the garden sound asleep and covered in flour and surrounded by flowers! "Wake up Kirk, what on earth have you been doing" yelled Molly. "Oh, that's a good one for somebody lying in the garden Molly" answered Ty. "This is no time for jokes, can't you see he's in a bad way, call an ambulance quickly". Ty dialled 999, Ches started to cry and Kirk started to mumble.

front cottage garden next door at old Bill's ,i dont no what to do,i dont wanna get anyone in the s***,i couldt find his pulse and he is as white as snow,and if Bill comes out and se his garden he will get very mad,OH just hurry come and

cakes and he looked funny before he fell asleep in the

as she prodded him in the wobbly belly, eh stop it Tyrone cried, Jack said whats going on with you two, always spatting, Ve would have clipped you around the earhole!!just then there was a loud banging at the door, Young Ches was standing there, can you help me,I cant wake Kirky , he had a few of our home made

a carrot or a celery stick for lunch? I may throw in a spoonful of humous if you behave whinned Molly!.......