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the airport.Once there he mooched about in the shops waiting to check in,when over the tannoy came a message

Vernon packed his drum kit a thong and a couple of beach balls and headed for

recording contract but you must leave within a week to record in Romania - and you must leave your wife behind as we do not wish you to have any distractions whilst you are working - so

just then the door opened and a very smartly
dressed guy came in.He went over to vernon
I am a recording man He said , I want to offer
you a

the monogrammed underwear

Emily fainted - Rita was too busy getting an eyeful to worry about Emily spread out on the floor and stepped over her in order to get a closer look at

Underworlds lingerie!

OMG

It was Vern singing the Full Monty.,and to top it he had the strippers.In came Tyrone,Norris,Roy and Ashley.They were all wearing

A karioke was in progress,suddenly the room went very quiet, the most beautiful voice filled the room , who was the owner of this amazing sound,

that awful smell. Oh my mum's, burnt the bacon again! screamed Jason. Steve threw his pint of bitter over Jason to put out his hair. Eileen saw this and clouted Steve around the ear for trying to drown her poor boy in beer.
After a loud slanging match in the street they all retired to the rovers where

could have done the dirty deed,all at once there was a loud bang ,Jason ran out of the house with his crew cut on fire HELP he shouted, steve rushed over to him whats

it could have been but Emily has reported in the past that Norris has been known to sleepwalk - she found him on several occasions cooking breakfast at 3.00 a.m. and had no knowledge of it the following morning so he could have

it came from a good source that norris won
man of the year from a cravat firm.sooo

..but Gail could have been mistaken. After all the guy she had a fling with although short and partially balding, was rather suave and debonair. Could this have been Norris all those years ago or was it the beer glasses she was wearing!

Gail decided to invite Norris into her home and offer him a bed (the spare room) However,

fishy - however Gail and Norris 17 years ago - perhaps they would have suited one another - believed to have occurred on girls night out.

Gail, look closely at David do you see the
likeness? but the whole affair sounds very

he also had a secret,one night stand with...

and spider isnt the only one..........

Spider - Emily's nephew and it was a closely guarded secret known only by two persons - Norris and the mother of Spider - what would Emily think if she knew

if he could move into the 'shed'.
Poor Noris, nobody wanted him.
He did have a way with the woman after he slipped something in their tea.They all thought he was a hunk.
Nobody knew,but he was the father of..