General Chat

where a group of cider swilling teenagers threatened to smash his glasses if he didn't give Chesney his paper round back

commented on the flora & fauna.

You are boring me, said Janice, and off she trot to the city wine bars leaving Norris all alone on the Red Rec

a lurex thong and two tassels!!! Fortunately Norris had donned dark glasses to make himself look kinda cool - neither recognised each other which was surprising!! D'Arcey, aka Norris suggested they go somewhere secluded and a little warmer as Janice has goose pimples on goose pimples. She went all coy which took great acting skills and agreed to go behind some trees with him. They walked towards a copse where Norris

lurex,and bright,Norris turned up in a lurex cowboy hat and Janice wore

don't bother to tell me about your past loves - nobody has had as many as myself.

So, it was agreed that the pair would wear something .......

told him she was 5 10 tall and had a pedigree as long as your arm, Norris was duly impressed, and arranged a meeting,on the red rek at 8,oclock. o.k.she said,and

Norris but he was using a nom de plume - D'Arcey St Claire - Janice was quite impressed with this name and thought he sounded as if he had a bit of cash so she decided to set up a meet - to this end she

told him he could stuff it where the sun don't shine!!! She wanted a more exciting life - things had been so dull - even Les had disappeared to God knows where - nobody even mentions his name these days - strange she thought. However, in an attempt to bring some excitement into her life she decided to join a dating website and see if she could find anyone with a bit of go in them. The first person who made contact was

fancied a nice evening in and he would cook supper as opposed to a pint and a bag of port scratchings in the Rovers - Janice asked what he would be cooking - egg and chips was the reply whereupon Janice

try and keep that big gob of yours shut!!!! Deirdre was so infuriated that all the veins on her neck jutted out and her jaw was clenched!!! Blanche took umbrage at this remark stating that she was always honest with her comments and if people didn't like it then tough!! At that moment Janice's dynamic boyfriend came along - he looked about as interesting as a cold fried egg and asked Janice if she

leave well alone - you always have to interfere - have you ever said a kind word to anyone in your life? But Blanche being Blanche just

remark on the colour, looks like she has used a
shoe dye by mistake, "go away Blanche you are always
putting your oar in" said Janice , with that remark
Blanche clipped her around the ear , and Deirde
shouted " Mother cant you just

she did have a charming way about her, her hair style on the other hand didnt inspire any confidence in the blue rinse brigade! Blanche was the first to

OMG - crosses and necklaces of garlic at the ready - however she does not take after her father but

the long lost daughter of Richard Hillman

Audrey this mobile hairdresser calls each day about 8.00a.m. and is away again befor e Audrey gets round to opening the salon - however David is getting his comeupance because the mobile hairdresser is none other than

she gone behind her mums back and got a mobile hairdresser in, no wonder she wont shop david, he is black mailing her threatens to tell

I can picture it ............even feel sorry for her! However pushing that aside - she can take comfort from that large rock which weighs down her left hand leaving only her right hand to push her hair (wig) back continually - meanwhile on the topic of hair - how has Gail managed to keep her hair immaculate in spite of her injuries and Audrey has not been there all the time to do it for her or has..........

......rumours were afoot that she had used the bats droppings from the building site.......they had to get rid of the evidence before the council enforced their bat preservation order......if they didn't find the droppings, there were no bats......

Carla had popped them under her wig and found them to be a great adhesive.......

......until she got hot, and they came unstuck....

.....so what with the black hair dye, running down her face, the bat droppings melting and the wig going astray.......she was not having a good time of it......

why had not Carla sued someone about this? Was not Audreys - do not think Carla has ever lowered herself to go there - so why has Carla kept quiet about it and how has it stayed on during games of nookey??