General Chat

......thanks Jill, just doing the shopping list....yes, need raspberries....

.....now would I blow a raspberry at dear Buttercup, I am a lady type peasant and would gently belch in her direction......

Sally - was that a raspberry you blew at BC?

tsk tsk

Back of the class - 50 lines - "I will not make farty noises at BC (just in case it sets her off!)"

~~~~ back to Buttercup.....

....... more like a BIG IF ...... Buttercup.....

I cannot possibly promise that, Jill. The blue pill beckons...thanks for the laughs and come back again soon....BC XX

Thank you.

You may remain in class if you promise to behave in the future ...

*shuffles odd coloured shoes...sorry yer Museship....*doffs cap......

BC - crap advice? crap advice? what are you on? It's excellent advice - it would be better if I were being paid for it but as it's free what do you expect?

So she does BC...lol

*waves to BOGOFF Sally! lol BC XX

Hayley doesnt she do great poems? I dont even mind if she gives **ap advice!! lol

Dear Aunty Jill,

Thank you for the tips which might keep me away from the local foodstore and in the kitchen trying your recipes......and may leave the bargains for others....

Jilll is that BC ear trumpet your blowing.....yukkk

ahhhh Jill...they are really great! Thank you:-)))

As it's you BC

"Cheers Rudders"

If you can keep your figure when all about
Are losing theirs and blaming it on food.
If you can drive to work each Monday morning
And never once resort to being rude.
If you can work all day and come home cheerful
And not doze off as soon as you sit down;
Or spend each waking moment smiling
And have to practise in the mirror how to frown.

If every meal you ever cook is healthy
And you never let your family eat junk.
If you can drink and manage to stay sober
When everybody else is falling over drunk.
If you can dance all night and still look perfect
While all about are sweating like a horse
And every joke you ever tell is funny
Without resorting once to being coarse.

If you can flirt with men and keep your virtue
And not become the local common touch.
If you know that all your girlfriends love you
And their men do too – but none too much;
If you have a life that’s full of pleasure
And you never, ever stop to wonder why,
Then please don’t tell me any more about it
As I might just have to poke you in the eye.


Jill Clinton

Ahhh go wan...just one more, before I have to take the blue pill and Horlicks...lol.....

BC - yes lots but I'm not going to blow my trumpet on here - not with the trumpet blowing you do!!!



But, thank you.

Jill

Am a bit slow tonight...just realised that Ladylike is one of yours! How very clever of you Jill!! Any more??

Sally

Comments about unknown people being evicted might make me think you have mentioned the BB prog. Not allowed. tsk tsk.

Fish soup. mmm. You could strain off the liquid from several tins and hurl mashed potato over the top and bung said concoction into ye olde breade oven. Fish pie?

Ox tail soup? Catchy. Could catch on. If things go on at this rate they'll be making soup out of weird things soon - tomatoes and potatoes and such like.

Re pitchfork - suggest you nobble some passing old retainer and request (politely) that they purchase you a "canne opener". You could have someone's eye out with a pitchfork - be careful.

Jill

*relieved....ah that's the trick then, put the shoes on in daylight! I ...er...must tell my friend. Thank you Jill. So far my questions have been easy...I have a humdinger coming up...lol...

Oh - forgot to add - make sure you put your shoes on in daylight - getting dressed in the dark is never a good idea.

Hangovers are no excuse!