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hello darkness my old friend
i've come to talk to you again

LWH, Father Ted is a must, ranked number 2 in my all time funnest sitcoms. Brill

Well you've certainly managed that for me today Running Bear.

Especially with Ewar.......that name often gets bandied about in my house ( and even more so since he popped up in Eastenders........even my teenage kids say it..............lol )

Amanda x

thanks Amanda, i'll try and put a smile on ones face when i can.

Still laughing at Tommy and the Queen, aint it good to laugh...lol

Blimey Running Bear.........Paint Your Wagon , Father Ted and best of all Ewar Woowar all on one tread !!..........you've made my day....really you have : ))

Glad to see you back.

Amanda xx

yea spot on LWH, thinking of the other Mrs Doyle, you know the one that thinks she can sing.

I know I know But love it.

Mrs Doyle: (whilst Ted is trying to eat a sausage) Oh it's a filthy, dirty business, sex. Can you imagine, Father. Your husband standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. I want you to get a good clear picture.

Shimms, only just back, had a bit of help from a friend, got me to stay.

Good you're back, Running Bear.

Meri

>>>Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you're back, you didn't leave ...

Gosh, had us all soooooooooooo worried!

Oh RB, I am pleased to hear your voice, truly I am.

Can't stop, am going out. My love to you and LWD.

xxx Shimms xxx

Tommy Cooper was introduced to the Queen after a Royal Command Performance.
'Do you think I was funny?' said Tommy.
'Yes Tommy,' said the Queen.
'You really thought I was funny?', said Tommy.
'Yes of course I thought you were funny' said the Queen.
'Did your Mother think I was funny?' said Tommy.
'Yes, Tommy...' said the Queen, '...we both thought you were funny.'
'Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?' said Tommy.
'No, ..." said the Queen, '....but I might not be able to give you a full answer.'
'Do you like football?' said Tommy.
'Well not really ' said the Queen.'
'In that case, ...' said Tommy, '....do you mind if I have your Cup Final Tickets?'

PMSL. "Tommy Cooper"
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.

They call the wind Maria

Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire Joe,
And they call the wind Maria

just rode in from the windy city, BRPPPPPP

LWH, the question must be, what you do to ballons

I was first told it back in 1984, i watched east benders last night and Eward was on, thought i share it with you,

I know its sad but that joke always manages to make me smile :o)

Well done Jax..lol RB....

Thats it jax,
why as Edward Woodward got 4 Ds in his name, because it would be called E war Woo War without them.