General Chat

Please accept out apologies for the slight problems ( major balls up) that has been effecting the community boards (the nutters pages) recently.(quite often).

The genes Reunited team (Ben in the basement,) can assure you ( like hell) that we (Ben in the basement) have pulled all the stops out ( Phoned PC World) to rectify this problem.

We the team at Genes Reunited (Ben in the basement) would like to thank you for your understanding ( as if we care ) during this slight technical interruption of our normally exceptional services ( our balls up while we were trying to whoosh another thread) .

We (Ben in the basement ) would like to take this opportunity
( whether you like it or not ) to thank all our loyal members (load of scatty morons ) for their continued support ( Just give us your money ).
Thank you, The Genes Team ( Ben in the basement )

pmsl foggy ~~~~

Thank you, Ben in the Basement. Your apology is most acceptable. We hope to go on moronically monopolising these boards for a good deal longer. We have paid enough money, which you have all pocketed, and are now laughing all the way to the bank.

When I get you, Ben in the Basement, I am going to tie you to a tree, pull down your trousers and leave you there all night.

I know you will have as much fun as we will.

lol....
love it

Oh Foggy thats brilliant
luv it loads
xx

Merri you wicked person,poor Ben tied to a tree
lol

Dear meriwether,
Thank you for you message.
How on earth did you find out about my favourite fetish, being tied to trees without my trousers.?

Ben in the basement.

Yes, Ben, but we are going to keep the whips just out of sight, so you know they are there, but hiding.

Begging will not help you.

Foggy and Merri,
brilliant ,,,


A round of applause..... to you both.

Dear meriwether,
Did you mention whips....We, the team at Genes ( Ben).
might construed the word ...whips...as not suitable and might contravene our guidelines for massage board use.( I might Whoosh this thread)

Ben

PMSL Foggs...your nuts.....LOL

lmao pmsllllllllllll

LOL - stop it you lot! I'm beginning to feel sorry for Ben in the Basement. Poor lad - leave him alone with his dreams and his fetishes! It's probably because he was out practising with his fellow-fetishists that the boards all went wonky anyway!

Poor lad.

Jill

Dear Mrs Grumpy,

Thank you for your kind words.

We at Genes (me Ben ) never have wonky boards only Whooshed ones.

Ben

Dear Ben

Please come out from behind the filing cabinet. You are perfectly safe with me (like hell you are). Come here and let me give you a shoulder massge (with this big stick). It will soothe away your aches and pains (permanently with any luck). That's right lad - over here - just a bit closer ...

(mad cackle)

Jill

Dear Ben
When that naughty Meri has finished with you,I will massage your poor bits and pieces back to health for you.
It must be hell,being in that basement all alone.Give me a call and I will keep you company.
Then the rabble can all post what they like while we are busy.
I have the blue tac ready for any emergency that may happen
Little Angel in Red Leathers
xx

Dear Mrs, Grumpy,

I can see your a wonderful member ( an extra membership payment each six months ) and we the team at Genes (Ben ) would like to express our gratitude ( could care bloody less ) at you kindness.

Ben

WHATS YOUR POINT BOGGY

Dear Little Angle in Red Leathers,

Yes it is lonely here in the office ( basement) keeping this site working like clockwork.

I can see you are one of our wonderful members ( another dotty one ) who appreciates the fantastic service that Genes (me in the basement ) provide for all the family historians ( anoraks) and genealogists.

You are most welcome to visit me here in my office ( basement.)


Ben

Having a little fun GR BEN....which is probably a little hard for you to do