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You've been reading Alaina's WOMEN thread???

if not why not?......http://www.genesreunited.co.uk/boards.asp?wci=thread&tk=846804


Bob

*gives Monty a clippy round the ear*

I was completely hooked until that moment! You ratbag, you!
Tricia, give him another clip round the ear for me will you ......?
:-))

You old devil Monty ,and heres me thinking you"ve had a change of heart

Hi Tricia how are you ??

Love Chris xxxx

Good ploy though LOL

to many headaches

Yea I can't read instructions!
lol

But there still is something wrong with the woman:

Her heart is shattered when a friend dies.
She suffers at the loss of a loved one, but is still strong when she believes there is no strength left.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

She weeps at her children’s achievements, and is happy at her friends’ success.

Hearing about a wedding or a childbirth makes her unfathomably happy.

She fights for what she believes in.
She opposes injustice.
She doesn’t accept “no” as an answer when she believes there is a better solution. She gives of herself to make sure her family is well.
She follows her friend to the doctor because the friend is scared to death of doctors.
She loves unconditionally.

“She is”! the Lord said.
The woman has powers that are astonishing to men. She can bear suffering, carry heavy burdens.
And she posesses happiness,  love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she is happy, and laughs when she is nervous.
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Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do today!

OOPS sorry

Interurrupted says read only.

And the God said:
“The tears are her way of expressing herself, her sorrow, her confusion, her love, her suffering and her pride.”

This made quite an impression on the Angel; “You are a genious, my Lord. You have thought of everything. The woman is really wonderful!”

The Angel noticed something, reached his hand out and touched the woman’s cheek...“My Lord, it looks as if this model is leaking. I told you you are trying to put too many qualities in her.” 
“That’s no leak... It is a tear“,
the Lord corrected him.
“What’s that for?," the Angel asked.

“But you have made her so incredibly soft, my Lord” “She is soft", God said, “but I’ve also made her strong. You won’t believe what she is able to endure and manage “.

“Can she think?" the Angel asked. 

God answered:
“Not only can she think, but she is also a master in reasoning and negotiating."

“I don’t think so”, the Lord countered. “I am very close to completing this creation, which really is the favourite of my heart.”

“She heals herself when she is sick, and is able to work 18 hours a day.”

The Angel approached and carefully touched the woman.

That's nice RB.....

sally

The Angel was surprised at all this.

“Only two hands....that’s impossible!“

“And this is only the standard model!!”

“That will be too much work for one day. Take a break until tomorrow and finish her then“.

Oh......go on then......what.....

“She must be washable, but not made of plastic, she must have more than 200 flexible joints, she must be able to function on any diet, her lap must have ample space for 4 children at the same time, her kiss will be able to heal everything, from a bruised knee to a broken heart, and she will have to handle all her daily duties with only two hands”.