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Thistledown

Thistledown Report 7 Jul 2009 20:22

Heading from our national newspaper to-day,IF Michael O.Leary, could he would make us flap our arms.
E-mail from my sister a few weeks ago.
A man was sitting in the bar at the departures lounge at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table with next to him.So he decides because she,s got a uniform on she,s probably an off duty flights attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the Air line she flies for ,thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says Delta Airlines motto "We love to fly and it shows"
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line , he leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto "Winning the hearts of the World", again she stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred he tries again this time saying the Malaysion Airlines motto "Going beyond expectations".The woman looks at him sternly and says ""What the F""K do you want
Ah1, he says sitting back with a smile on his face,
RYANAIR.
If it ofends i will delete.
Lily

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 7 Jul 2009 20:23

Lol Lily.....you made my day! Don't delete for ****s sake!

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 7 Jul 2009 21:13

Lol Lily!!!

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

BarneyKent

BarneyKent Report 8 Jul 2009 11:01

Airport Announcer:

The Lufthansa flight for Berlin departs at 0930 hrs.

The Iberia Airways flight to Madrid departs at 0950 hrs.

The American Airways flight to New York departs at 1035 hrs.

The Air Canada flight to Montreal departs at 1100 hrs.

The Air India flight to Delhi departs at 1110 hrs.

The Ryanair flight to Dublin departs when the big hand is on the 3 and the little hand is on the 12.

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