General Chat

A ELITE BAND OF SAS SOLDIERS ARE PLANNING
A MASS ATTACK ON ALL IMAGNARY FARMS
TO FREE ALL ANIMALS HELD IN CRUEL CAPTIVITY
BEING HARMED BY PAMPERING LEADING THEM INTO
FALSE SECURITY BEFORE THE BBQ OR MINT SAUCE
ATTACK
WETHER THE GAGA FARM OWNERS CAN BE
UNBRAIN
WASHED

lol dizzi ..

Oh heck Iv'e got 7 farms on the go...I really need help Gwen. xx
~~~~~~to jgee xx

hi HB lol 7 farms cant even find my way to get one lol

SAS ARE NEARING THE LARGE FARMERS
ARMED WITH MEASURING TAPES ......ALL THAT SITTIN BY POOTER
WAISTBANDS HAB EEN RUMOURED TO BE EXPANDING
VASTLEY.
ALSO TESCO HAVE ANOUNCED A MASIVE INCREASE TO INTERNET SHOPPING AND THANK THOSE FOR EXPLOITING IT ,SIDE EFFECT IS
FOLK ARE BECOMING AGROPHOBIC,,WORRIED THE
POOR NOT REAL ATALL ANIMALSWILL FRET,,

HOLIDAYS CANCELLED,,KIDS SITTING ON DOORSTEPS
SNOTTY NOSED WIITH AWEDGE OFSTALE CRUSTTY BREAD
ABANDONED


BOOOOOOOOO

Puts up barbed wire & mines the fields. lol

7 farms HB !!........I find just one takes up enough time. lol

:o))

AN STEVIE

NO IM NOT SENDING YOU A DOG
CRAFTY WAY TIO DUMP AFARM ON MY FB

Yeah Steve but the other 6 are boring and I take a quick look at them...2 of them have no crops planted in them but I keep them going as I can send friends gifts who do play on them.
I do most of my work on farm town when I finish work at 6.00 in the morning and I am waiting for the children getting up. xx

Waiting for Tescos to deliver some more stale bread so I might aswell go and play on me farm ; )

lol Dizzi..........I know you want one really.

:o))

Its only a matter of time till she surrenders>>>>>runs

Hi All
had a message on farm can anyone tell me what it says lol

1 2te3bv

if its rude pm me please
Jenxx

Haven't got a clue Jen. xx

HUH


HB WATCH IT

HAVE CARAVAN CAN TURN UP IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED PLACES

NOW WHENS THAT CRANE COMING

MM PENTHOUSE FLAT WITH CARAVAN

Nor me HB lol

I have moved house Gwen...about 5 mins ago lol

PILES OF ROTTING FRUITAN VEG
PILE UP ALONG ROADSIDE,
AS THE GLUT GETS BIGGER
ALL RIPEN AT THE SAME TIME



AN THE PONG

This is Silage team leader to Dizzi control.

Operation Slurry now underway.

First six chickens rescued from hen house and safely escorted out of farm gate.

Afraid we forgot to block road to all traffic so they no longer running wild.

Please arrange quickly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ to everyone x

Jen plz can you confirm that I DID NOT send that message, however I do have a unique gift of crackin codes it says :

"calm down, calm down keep you curly wig on ~ now come and harvest me plums and don't touch me rotting spuds"

its offa Hoff I had one just like it x

Stevie plz can you come relaease me from your barbed wire x

HB hi 2 of them farms is mine give em back lol x

Dizz n Joan trust me I hadn't got a clue at first but in the immortal words of Enrique "maybe Im addicted" x

Blimey I have to behave now Andy's Dad has arrived I know him well ~ he's defo told me off a few times x

Hi Mel .....no you didnt send it
Question .... where on earth doees it say that ?????
and I dont think mine was off Keith
Jenxx