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So she does..

lol Marion... she walks around in circles if you nick it... watch her.... ever so funny, it is!!

Love

Daff xxxx

Daff..leave Sue's crutch alone

*nicks Sue's crutch*

drips blood all over cream carpet..... just wait til I get my hands on you!!

Love

Daff xxxx

I had a screw in my Right Medial Malleolus, so there........!! Broke every bone in my lower leg, foot, smashed the ankle bone...... oh.... and got bitten on the toe by a poisonous snake....... and electrocuted my foot... same foot, lol not all at the same time.

And... I can reach my armpits now, so there!!

Love

Daff xxxx

Knew you'd understand lovely :)

Sorry things aren't going too well for you at the moment (:
Hope the safer drug helps you feel a bit better. I sometimes thing the bloomin' drugs make you feel worse than the actual illness.

Jean x.

that TW started the scar comparing ....honest !

lmao

This is not a compeition for scars thread *tut*....

Hello Jean, I don't know what you said cos I was asleep but I bet you outdid me easily :-))

*punches Daff's nose cos it looked like the bleeding was going to stop*

Sue xx

Jean you are the last person to use poorme.com and I will still stick with the ankle break.



edit to say thats not a poor me neither it's quite funny in it's own way.

Sorry Sue.

I added to this thread and then decided to delete my post. Had a funny feeling some folks might have taken it too seriously and it wasn't meant to be a post from poorme.co.

Jean x.

sorry TW I do realise that you both had hip replacements, and hope you both feel better with them soon.
To be honest my step mum had her hip replaced and I think I will stick with my 5 breaks in the ankle bone. That was bad enough. ( but I don't have a screw loose as it looks on the xray it is attached to bone ! )

They were in the film lol

Sue and I both have hip replacement scars, though mine's only been used once lol

Nah TW Dixie is known for Jazz and the seven dwarfs where not colour challanged, I don't think they were american either :-)

Ohhhh can I compare scars also have a beaut on my ankle. only about 6" long but a mess where it got an infection in it and they had to go back in to remove the metal plate.

Or the seven dwarfs?

Hi ho, hi ho..it's off to work we go....

re: whistle Dixie
was it that the slaves in Dixie land used to whistle catchy tunes while working so to brighten their day and ignore what was happening around them.


Sorry the best I could do !

We should compare scars Sue....mine's a good ten inches.

*hands Sue a lollipop for being a brave lisbonian*

*winks*

Send me the pics flower !!!!

*winks again*

Oh woe is me.

That hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I was a brave little soldier :-))

Will I ever be able to lift my arm to defuzz the armpit? Woe is me...lmao

I can start taking the safer one of my drugs again....yay

Off for my 'you know what'.

Errr if anyone wants proof of my maladies, op scars etc., I'll send a pic of the relevant body part *grin*.

Sue xx

*wails* I've got a nose bleed!!! It has been bleeding for three days now!!

Love

Daff xxxxx

Sorry Sue, you're just not being miserable enough, can we have a little more 'morbid' and a little less 'fine' please. :-))