General Chat

Body found in a suit case in a pond in Kent

police are treating it as suspisious
how dumb are the police

Suspisious lol. Maybe they went in on their own lol

Sorry to laugh ,but they do say the funniest things don't they.

it amazes me

how stupid the police statements can be sometimes

the other week a plumbing center was burgled round here
and some toilets were stolen
police said they had nothing to go on

well we had a mysterious hole appear in the ground down the road

they said the police were looking into it




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i'll get me coat lol

On a serious note - here's another classic, about a teenage girl gang-raped in Bolton

Police described the attack as "disturbing". ...............

I presume from the way the report was worded, that the suitcase has become exposed after the pond has dried up, so it COULD have been there for years...........

Bob

Like they say, you couldn't make it up.

Is it an open and shut case then?


I'll get me coat too..

It's a woman.

Who keeps deleting and why??

not me but I will get my coat also cos my answers are not as witty as TW's ( she pinched all mine !

ALL yours??

I only had one LOL

As I said you pinched All mine ..... and you gave a few away lol

Karen, there really was a body found in a suitcase....though the thread is really about what the police say about it, and other crimes.

yes hun
there really has been a body found in a suitcase
in a dried up pond in kent
we are not making light of somebodys misfortune

but of the police comments

on reflection of your comments karen
wouldnt it be kinder if it was suzy
at least her family would have closure

but i think it will be some other poor soul myself


god rest their souls

Funniest police statement I heard was when they found a rifle complete with ammunition in a holdall in a public park.

In all seriousness the Police Superintendent said, "in the wrong hands these weapons can be dangerous".

Really? I would have never guessed !

Bernie me boyo.......

you may scoff about the police comments and rifles, but are you aware that there have been 85 cases of police injuries ""HeH Heh ""marksmen" Heh Heh"" during indeliberate/unauthorised discharges of a firearm, IE they have shot themselves in the foot, or elswhere........and the smallbore/shooting fraternity have ZERO...........Bob;

the most recent publicised case was the instructor that loaded a .44 magnum revolver with a LIVE round, in a classroom, and shot a student causing him severe stomach, bowel and abdominal injuries.

now the FIRST rule of firearm training is

NEVER EVER point a firearm at another person, whether it is loaded or empty.................

say no more........and these people are supposed to be looking after us, the public.........

and if you or I so much as wave a bunch of keys in a threatening manner we get banged up!!

Bob

You are so right Bob, our (once wonderful) police are now so laughable that nobody takes them seriously any more. They have certainly lost the respect they once had and they have no one to blame but themselves.
I think the trouble is that the upper levels are staffed by University people with degrees in an 'ology. We were better off when the ordinary bobbies had degrees in common sense.