General Chat

LOL Joy - creaking joints - I have a knee like that, and when i wear my 'farting' boots, i create a pretty mean tune too!
Mind you, I'm torn between blaming my boot noises on my knees, or my knee noises on my boots!!

Is this where older people give the impressin they're 'not quite there' I wonder. When i wear my noisy boots, i walk along giggling (I'm embarrassed), or singing to the creaks!

OH GAWD I GOT BOOTS LIKE THAT.lol

Maggie in manchester,I do that sometimes.

Then I realise that I am looking at a reflection of me in a shop window.

makes you wonder what ever happened to those 'that were old before their time' did they stop getting older so they could let age catch up?

I always joke that when I get old I want to be like 'nutty nora' ( a lovely old dear who was as dolally as they come oh and she used to stand on the Zebra crossing near us push the button, then when the traffic stopped flash her knickers and walk away) OH replies what you mean you want to get like her you already are ....Geeee thanks

Annina

Pushup bras work wonders on saggy boobs!

Apart from when I was feeding my babies I always had little boobs.Now I've hit menopause they're no longer small,and for the first time in my life,I have cleavage,helped in some small way with a pushup bra-wonderful invention! It's fun being 60!

I know push up bras do wonders,It's what I look like in the altogether that bothers me!

Another lady joked on a recent thread;

"When I got out of bed this morning,I got a terrible pain in my chest.

I thought that I was having a heart attack until I realised that I was standing on my left boob"

im scared to wear a push up bra.what if it pushes wrinkles up.groans .

i was going to have my boobs lifted
but decided just to knot them behind my neck instead

Not a good look!

Chicken fillet thingies work wonders for me!