General Chat

And I'm not really Catherine The Grate of Russia: sorry, that should be Great, it's just that my embers are still glowing!

For that I have to thank Rasputin.

Oh, my Rasputin.......*sighs*

There's no disputin', that though you're a mad monk, you're not a bad monk......well not in my bunk!!!!!

Ah! Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end: we'd sing and dance forever and a day.

We'd live the life we choose, we'd fight and I would always lose, for you were young and sure to have your way......

....with me!

Oh Rasputin, there's no disputin' you could have been the ruler of the Russians if it wasn't for that hump on your back. All rulers need a straight edge!

Yes, it was love at first fright, you with your long hair and bulging eyes, me with my wig and falsies.

I loved your Marty Feldman impression.

I remember that first night of passion: I removed my wig, took out my false teeth, unscrewed my false leg and removed the hook from my right arm!

Your breathing was heavy as you whispered passionately in my ear:

"When you get to the part that I'm interested in, just pass it over"

And you immediately fell into a deep sleep

Ah, those were the days my friend, we'd thought they'd never end, and judging by some of the recent threads they haven't!!!!!

Allan

Oh come on!! it's not that bad!

Allan

*Pulls up a chair n' opens box of popcorn ....."clap....clap...clap"........crowd roars......author author.






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Thanks, Tony, mate!

Don't encourage him, Tony:-))

Sue xx

Sue, all great authors went unacknowledged in their own life time!

just wait until I have passed over!!

This will be a masterpiece, with people clamouring to find the 'lost' works! :0))

Allan

~~~~~ to Barbra;

Another adoring fan :0))

And I'll be able to say - I knew that genius when he was a mad fellow on an Aussie thread:-))

Sue xx

So it WAS you who ate magic mushrooms! I thought so!

Berona - I haven't even left yet and Allan's escaped from the Aussie thread. You'll have to watch him:-))

Sue xx

Bl** dy H*ll Berona!

if there is one person who can bring me crashing back down to Earth !!

Allan

I'll thank you to watch your language or you'll get a clip around the ear. Now get back to the Aussie thread.

Sue xx

I wrote a book once.

It was called.... " What i know about fishing " 105 pages.



Have added the contents to the next post.

Tony...:>))

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Tony. "Author"

Rivetting Tony - I hung onto every word:-))

Sue xx

Tony,

I'll follow that advice to the letter! the salmon are running at the moment in WA, which is rather strange as they have no feet

Allan

lol...Allan



Must go check the oven......Chicken Kevin's for tea..:>))


Av a good un

Tony in Melbourne .....where it is still 27c ..?

Cooler in the SW of WA, Tony, a pleasant 22c, but no rain yet!

Enjoy your Tea

Allan

Slip sliddin' away

Allan

However promiscuous, I don't think that Catherine belongs on page 3