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suzian

suzian Report 17 Jul 2010 22:27

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?







A carrot (of course)!

Over to you

Sue x

Allan

Allan Report 17 Jul 2010 22:32

Are we supposed to give the answer as well, Sue, or was that just an example?



Allan

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 17 Jul 2010 22:33

What did one wall say to the other wall?









I'll meet you at the corner.

Sue xx

Allan

Allan Report 17 Jul 2010 22:37

Trust you, Sue2!!

What's brown and sticky?


























A stick!

Allan

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 17 Jul 2010 22:43

Should've known you'd turn up Allan:-))

Why do dragons sleep during the day?









So they can fight knights!

Sue xx

Allan

Allan Report 17 Jul 2010 22:45

What goes 99 "Clonk"










A centipede with a wooden leg!

Allan

suzian

suzian Report 17 Jul 2010 22:50

What do you call a man with a car on his head?


Jack

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 17 Jul 2010 22:55

Why did Billy go out with a prune?










Because he couldn't find a date!

Sue xx

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 17 Jul 2010 22:59

Who's been opening the Christmas crackers early then????

Allan

Allan Report 17 Jul 2010 23:11

What do you call a deer with no eyes





No idea!

Allan

Allan

Allan Report 17 Jul 2010 23:12

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes








Still no idea!

suzian

suzian Report 17 Jul 2010 23:19

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

Russel

Allan

Allan Report 17 Jul 2010 23:26

What's an Ig?


An eskimo's house without a loo!

Allan

suzian

suzian Report 17 Jul 2010 23:45

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?

Wondered if there was a dog

Sue x

Allan

Allan Report 17 Jul 2010 23:49

Sue, was that the same one that walked into a bra?

suzian

suzian Report 17 Jul 2010 23:53

Poor man was in his cups

sue X

Allan

Allan Report 17 Jul 2010 23:57

lol Sue

Allan

JaneyCanuck

JaneyCanuck Report 18 Jul 2010 00:02

What do you call an Irishman sitting out on his deck?




Paddy O'Furniture

Allan

Allan Report 18 Jul 2010 00:07

Along the same lines, Janey

What do you call an Irishman who bounces from wall to wall?

Rick O'Shea

Allan

suzian

suzian Report 18 Jul 2010 00:32

What do you call a lady who sets fire to her bills?

Bernadette

Sue x