General Chat

I am just off on my Ollybob. I have been in training for the disco dancing queen competition and i am hoping to win at the fancy dress party. The theme is James Bond and i am going as a tea bag! The names BOND! BROOK BOND! Get it??? lol I might also enter the most glamorous granny competition, even though i dont have any Grandchildren! but they dont know that! tee hee! I might win a 6 week holiday in Jamaica or somewhere exotic! Right, i got to rush......it's a long flight from here to St Leonard's!! Take care, if i can get internet connection, i will keep you updated on how many medals i win!!! Byyeeeee, oink oink.....PerkyPinky..xxxxxx

HEY OINKY
YOU AN ALL THOSE KIDS YOUR TAKING,LOL
WHERE DO I SEND THE VALIUM.....
HAVE A SMASHING TIME
YOU DESERVE IT.
OH BEFORE YOU GO TRY GOOGLE FREE PLACES TO
TAKE KIDS IN HALF TERM
SEE YA PINKY KEEP THE PERKY GOING
XXX

Dont be dippy Dizzi, they dont have Pizza Hut and Mcdonalds in Honalulu! What are you loike!!! xxx

BUT I SENT YOU ALL THOSE BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
VOUCHERS

Why don,t you go as "Basildon Bond" then you can write and tell us all about it.**M**.:o))>

GO AS WRITTING PAPER AND ENVELOPES

MMM WONDER HOWMUCH TO POST HER...LOL

And where are they going to put the Postage Stamp so it can be franked.**M**.:o))>

Hi Dizzi, just a quick one to keep you up to date........so far i have won 2 medals and a trophy. Well worth my six months of training Re: a 3 mile run a day and mountain climbing at weekends! I entered the limbo competition but boy can these "Lulu" girls limbo. So much so, they can bend over backwards so far, they can chew their own toe nails. All i got was a slipt disc! I was disqualified from the Glamorous Granny for being too young!! Erm!! so now its the nobbly knee contest and the Synchronized swimming! Fingers crossed eh? All for now except....it aint arf ot ere!!! Catch up later....Susan xx

PS and as fer you Merlin, you mind yer buisness where i am gonna stick my stamp!! lol x

Coooeee, i am back Dizzi! I am sporting a neck brace, my left arm is in a sling and i am on crutches, but boy, it was all worth it!! xxx

SO ARE YOU STILL PERKY
OR A LITTLE PINKY OR A BIT RUSTY

AND ALL, I DID,WAS TRAPES THROUGH DEEP MUD
SLIP A FEW TIMES
YES ON ME BUM

WATCHED A PARADE OF WITCHES WIZARDS VILLIANS AND
GENERAL NASTIES

GOT BIT MORE MUDDIE
WHEN A WIZARD MADE A PUDDLE EXPLODE

FRIEND BROKE MY WAND AS I HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD
WITH IT..IT WAS MY ULTRA SPINNIN WIZZI THIGI THAT MADE
HIM GO ALL DIZZY

CHASED A DRAGON DOWN THE ROAD,

PLAYED IN A BIT MORE MUD
AND WATCHED THE LOCALS VERSION OF
WICKER MAN

AN THAT WAS

BEFORE


I HAD A DRINK

What is it with you and the brown stuff Dizzi? You are obviously a mud magnet, it seems everywhere you go, you end up, up to your neck in it! Talking of the brown stuff, i hope you wern't that scared you filled your own wellies! Poo.... i dread to think!!

FORGOT THE WELLIES
ANYWAY PITCH DARK WALKING ACROSS
OR SHOULD SAY ROUND FIELDS
YOU TEND TO FALL DOWN A LOT
OF RABBIT HOLES
TRICK IS GRAB NEAREST TO YOU
AND IF SHES MAD ENOUGH TO WEAR
A CREAM JACKET ALL THE BETTER
AND DONT FORGET
AS YOU LAND MAKE SURE YOUR
WALKING STICK CATCHES THEM IN THEW PAIN AREA

lol Dizzi......and i still dont know what..**M** means???

LOL..ME NEITHER

It took me months to figure out what PMSL meant, and when i finally did, i actually PMSL!!!