General Chat

One day, when my son was about 6 year's old, we spent the day at the seaside. He was poking around the sea shore with a stick he had found. He came running over to us, all excited with something dangling from the end of his stick and asked.......wait for it!!!!.............Mum, is this a jelly fish??? :>)))

Two hump's! So good job they come in a pack of three then Island!

LOL @ Susan

One hump or two?

LOL thanks Susan, my tea just went
all over my computor desk wmsl :))
Hazelx

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."


The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

You mean they do vindaloo ones Stray?
Just the job for a night on the lash LOL

well they do say variety is the spice of life ;)

Is that why they were free army issue then? Often wondered and now I know - rifle covers for the use of!

Used to use the Small ones quite often,trouble is you had to Double up with them as they used to burst quite often.**M**.Ps. On the end of my Rifle in the Jungle.Kept it clean and dry.:o)>

Maggie, you reminded me of the lovely old lady who came into the electrical shop where I worked and asked my work colleague for Durex batteries for her radio :))

Three sizes only - small, medium and in your dream sunshine.

Annie, So thats where all the "Glow worms are.**M**:o)>

That is so funny Annina!!!

Cant say that I have ever used such a thing,but they can't be much good,the ones in our chemist are on the same shelf as the pregnancy testing kits!

In my 'youff' I went into a chemist to buy some Feminax (for period pain)
Unfortunately the only person free was a young spotty youth. I asked him for some Feminax - he turned to his left and said 'what size' - I could see he'd girded his loins to go this far.

I didn't want to do it, but had to point out that I didn't want Durex, but Feminax - he looked puzzled.

He scarpered when I mentioned period pain!!! LOL

They would not need those if they kept the light on!!!!

Saw some in the shops both here in NZ and over in Aussie, they had Glow in the Dark ones : ) LOL

i think mens egos
a would only allow then to buy extra large

Has anyone ever seen a man buying the ones sized S or M?

Sorry, but it is true. I'm referring to the herpes virus, not entirely sure about others.