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>>> Runs in, oh my word ... the me ....essss!

>>>>>> Waves magical wand, abracadabra ....

There, miss chief will be pleased ...

Clean, shiny 'n shparkling O))

Thinks, "Um ... wonder how long it stay like this, lol?!"

Popped in, Had a Quick Shuffti around, Saw the mess,ran off singing " This is the Road to Hell". **M**.:o)>,

ahem ... spotless, Merlin ... abtholutely ...

Oh my word ... who's been in and made all this mess again lol?

>>>>waves magical wand, abracadabra ...

There ... spotless, you could eat your food off the floor lol!

>>> vanishes to buy some plates!

Hello "Mama San" still doing the Fan Dance?.**M**.

Hello O))

I am too lol! How's you? xxx

Not to bad, Moved house,Down sized.Miss the garden ,but its easier to do. Hope you OK. By the way, you owe me a lot of "Rental" for that wand.take care.**M**.:o)>

So pleased you're well O))

um ...

Think I'd best disappear before you start working out how much on your calculator lol! >>>>>>>>>>

Just pay the Cashier on your way out of the Tea House of the Swindon Truck Stop.:o)> got to feed the cats now.**M**.

EVENING ALL
Just off out .May pop back on later

walks in with note pad for inspection.....my my look how tidy it is in here, checks under table.....nope they havnt swept the mess under there but, who does this finger belong to?? ah yes JOY! i found ur finger, puts table cloth back nice and neat, checks bucket of voddy cant see any lipstick marks on it, gets straw out slurp slurp....ahhhh thats nice, waits for rest of the gang to get here.

Evening Keith. xx

Evening Keith, ms

Checks for dust under table, ...... 'scusem moi, tis shpotlesh, cleaned it meself lol!

Joins ms with a nice Bacardi, Coke, ice no lemon .... mmmm, delish! xxx

yeh i know its spotless Shimms but what about Joy's finger. i'll have to put it in ur bacardi to keep it sterile until she gets here. lol xxx

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!

I can't speak ... what you like lol?!

wmsl pmsl roflol ha ha ha!!!

well it aint going in my voddy, not enuff room with all the cherries and we dont want to get Joy's finger mixed up, she would look daft with a cherrie stitched on the end of her finger. lol xxx

How bout putting it in Malcie's JS or Joanie's JD ...

well that is a thought but we need summit more pure than JS or JD.....scratches head, thinks hard, smoke comes outta my ears.......nope it gotta be ur Bicardi.....plonk! there u go, now dont swallow it cos we aint got time for a Colonic Irrigation aswell. lol xxx

*pops head round the door* - *checks coast is clear* - installs brand new, state of the art pole, water bed and kareoke machine* ... *looks for MC*

Oh ms, hands over eyes, tears rolling down my face ... can't stop laughing!

Waves magic wand, Joy's finger now safe and as pretty as a picture on top of the Christmas Tree ... wrapped in cold ice for effect and to protect it lol!

~~~~~~~~~~~ @ Shims ~ wat yu wanna try first hunny x