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The Man Rules

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Merlin

Merlin Report 17 Dec 2010 13:36

Ah-------Bl**dy Nora.:o)>.**M**

Janet

Janet Report 17 Dec 2010 13:16

...Ah women.

Dermot

Dermot Report 17 Dec 2010 12:58

Amen.

Janet

Janet Report 17 Dec 2010 10:16

Y-a-w-n

Dermot

Dermot Report 16 Dec 2010 21:56

The title of this thread says it all.

Merlin

Merlin Report 16 Dec 2010 14:43

Annina, you would if you came across one that had been boobytrapped with "Clingfilm.**M**.:o)>

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 16 Dec 2010 14:34

I like a man with guts to say how it is.
Hope you can take the ribbing or worse.haha
Now let me think brave or stupid?

Emmax

Merlin

Merlin Report 16 Dec 2010 14:24

Running Bear, Beware Motown approaching with a single Daffodil.**M**.:o)>

Annina

Annina Report 16 Dec 2010 14:19

Running Bear (or is it bare?), I am with you all the way,and I am female.

I never could understand the toilet seat debate!!

Merlin

Merlin Report 16 Dec 2010 13:56

Motown, Be careful where you put the Thermometer, I do hope you,re not a Vet.**M**.:o)>

Merlin

Merlin Report 16 Dec 2010 13:48

Next bit of advice,Wear a tin hat when you write things like that, the repercussions on here could be deadly.**M**.It was BL**dy true though.:o)>

Dermot

Dermot Report 16 Dec 2010 09:38

Cool!

Let me give you a bit of advice. Never take advice.

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 16 Dec 2010 08:54

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side....

Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
Or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
To give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

To give them a bigger laugh.