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Government Emblem

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Grabagran

Grabagran Report 14 Apr 2011 13:27

The government today, announced that it's changing its emblem from a union jack to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d=^"s, and gives you a sense of security while you're ...actually being s-"£^*d. It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

AnnMarieG

AnnMarieG Report 14 Apr 2011 14:10

love it. that really made me laugh. Thank you.

Ann

Fiona aka Ruby

Fiona aka Ruby Report 14 Apr 2011 14:47

Lol! Brilliant - I love it.

SpanishEyes

SpanishEyes Report 14 Apr 2011 15:02

I am still laughing as I write this message. Great,

16.00hrs
Spain

Grabagran

Grabagran Report 14 Apr 2011 16:25

Glad you like it. lol

Robert

Robert Report 14 Apr 2011 18:26

That sounds like language from The Foot of the Walk.

Grabagran

Grabagran Report 14 Apr 2011 18:29

A didnae make it up tho Robert lol

Robert

Robert Report 14 Apr 2011 19:48

Aw right Hen ah'll believe ye!!

Robert

Robert Report 14 Apr 2011 19:48

Aw right Hen ah'll believe ye!!

cane

cane Report 14 Apr 2011 20:08

ha ha....if its ok with you i would like to copy that on my F B page.......pmsl

InspectorGreenPen

InspectorGreenPen Report 14 Apr 2011 21:00

Sorry, this is not correct at all and I disagree entirely with your opening statement

"The government today, announced....."

Surely it should have read,

"The previous government today, announced...... ....that despite the hundreds of billions invested in propping up the economy, condoms have failed completely and as a result the entire country has been totally sh,"^&'d.

Grabagran

Grabagran Report 15 Apr 2011 20:13

IGP. Yeah. That's a good one.
Robert, it was actually my daughter that gave me it lol