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SORRY BURTON
NOW THAT WOULD BE AN ADVENTURE
BUT I CANT SWIM LOL

BUT I CAN GUT FISH SO I'LL BE THE COOK

LAST YEAR A FRIEND BOUGHT 1.5 ACRES OF LAND,
HIS AMBITION TO BE SELF SUFFICIANT AND LIVE OFF THE LAND,WE CAMPED FOR FREE AS LONG AS A TREE IS PLANTED OR TOKEN WORK DONE,DONT YOU LOVE WATCHING OTHERS WORK,
A FEW MONTHS AGO YOBS BROKE THE GATES DOWN,SMASHED HIS FRUGEL EQUIPENT,TOOLS ,OLD CARAVAN AND RIPPED WHAT CROPPS HE STILL HAD GROWING.

NO LOO'S ...NO WATER .. NO ELECTRICK JUST
SO PEACEFULL SITTING AT DAWN OVER LOOKING A TINY RIVER AND SEE FOR MILES,YOU JUST CANT IMAGINE IT XXXX

Best wild camping I saw was in Canada 4 years ao. My wife and I were travelling from Vancouver to Toronto, a trip that takes 3 nights.
Way out in the forest, literally 500 miles from anywhere the train stopped at an unscheduled halt. Apparently this is allowed if you give the conductor notice before the train leaves. Two young guys got out, unloaded 2 canoes and all their gear from the baggage truck and as the train pulled away they were launching the loaded canoes into the adjacent river. The conductor told us that they had given notice for the train to pick them up 2 weeks later at the same spot. They took basic rations but they were going to trap and fish for their other food.

THAT IS WILD CAMPING !

I only wish I was 30 years younger.

Dizzi needs the pooper scooper cos where she's going there ain't no loos!

Now thats wild!!!

I HAVNT GOT A DOG
DO I HAVE TO GET A DOG

ALWAYS TAKE A POOPER SCOOPER

Don't forget a spade to dig a latrine and bury all your biodegradable rubbish. Take the non bio home with you.

Remember the country code,and above all, enjoy yourself.

Nina in glorious Sheffield.

http://www.boldingway.co.uk/glamping.html

Have a look at the above site, a new place for people to go who want the option of going naked and glam camping.......


Well I could go for the glam camping, never have fancied an ordinary tent and sleeping on the floor, and happy to go naked to a degree, but all in the same place and in chilly Norfolk? I don't think so!

I used to be happy to find a special beach in Kefalonia or Fuerterventura where the sun would beat down on bare skin and the sea was warm and clear but no, don't think Weybourne will be seeing much of me!

Lizx

No change there then, Island :-))))

Don't know what that bit meant, Island - no dogs or something maybe? (Btw glad to see you back after your breaths of 'fresh air' - hope you were welcomed in those hillsides, da, da, da, da, da, dum, dum dum!).

I think Dizzi should come and put her tent up in my garden - she'll have a lot more wild fun!

NITE NITE XXX

Nighty Nite Dizzi.........if i dont see you through the week, i will see you through the window. xxxx

TUT
YOU LOT BEHAVE,,,,OR I WILL PMSL

PMSL
COMMON SENSE NOW THAT WOULD BE
DONT GIVE DIZZI BOOZE,HALF A SMALL BOTTLE
AN THATS IT,,,,,,,
DONT LET ME COOK BREAKFAST AT 5 am
WELL IT WAS DARK DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE TIME WAS
OKAY SO BEING RATHER DARK SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CLUE,
BUT THE BACON SAUSAGE AN EGG WENT DOWN WELL.

NOW AS FOR WASHING HAIR,,,,WARM PAN OF WATER
POUR OVER HEAD...THEN REALISE TOWEL IS IN CAR,

Island.............dont!!! I am gonna have a seizure! x

Pmsl!!! x

Sounds great Dizzi - just be remote, but friendly and polite, according to this on Giggle, and, best of all, enjoy the amber nectar:

A FEW HANDY TIPS FOR REALLY WILD CAMPING
use your common sense -avoid agricultural land, if you consider yourself remote you're probably ok.
be discreet, try to camp out of sight of any inhabited houses or farms.
put the tent up late and leave early. Late being after 5ish and early being before 9am.
don't light a fire unless you have checked its allowed
remember there's more midges in upland areas so carry protection!
camp near a water source if you can and remember to take enough drinking water with you.
be prepared to move on if asked, always be friendly and polite
keep groups small and quiet, enjoy the peace/scenery/whisky!
follow the wild camping code.

No doggling allowed.

Sounds idyllic Dizzi...........pmsl!!

LOL YOU LOT
PROBS WITH LAPPY CANT GET IT TO DO WHAT I WANT IT KEEPS DOING WHAT IT WANTS,AN I DONT WANT THAT,,,
WILD CAMPING
IS IN NATIONAL PARKS,NO LOO'S NO WATER,,
BIT OF A STINKER AINT IT
BUT ITS PEACEFULL
TILL I TURN UP

Swam nekit in a dam!! Wot, no loin cloth?