General Chat

I can't type.
I've stuck a piece of paper to my hand

Yuk :-0 what kind of paper ;-)

My mother was a keen advocate of 'First Fridays'.

Any of you learned colleagues know what she was up to?

Was she a Catholic Dermot?

Indeed!

GoldenGirl does it matter?
Surely the important bit is that a papery product is adhered to my paw.
But seeing as you kindly asked with obvious and sincere concern I shall tell you.
It is a sheet of pure white A4 120 gsm paper.

I was opening some superglue and it spurted out over my hand so I reached for a piece of paper and now it is stuck fast.

I am now flapping about the room like a semaphore signaler.

Afternoon Errol. Whats all this "Flibbertygibblets" th ing all about? Is it a new way of making Cheese out of Sheeps Milk? or do I need to go to Specsavers again. :-D :-D .Oh and afternoon to all Errols Flock. :-D Normally known as "Sheepsters" :-D :-D

Dermot it has something to do with Catholic devotions I think

You certainly are, Errol, and as an ex- boy scout I can say that the entire message is most unseemly :-)

Whilst monkeys with typewriters and Shakespeare spring to mind, sheep with paper adhering to their paws comes a close second.

It gives one paws for thought :-D

Afternoon Mr Merlin sir. I hope you are having an absolutely wizard day.

A trip to Specsavers is not necessary - the Sheepsters can all help you through with your predicament.

I currently have a papyrussy predicament.

Errol's in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun!

Roy

Goodmorning Errol - just received your signal - I'm off to Asd* shopping but before I go I would like to mention I had a Flibbertigibbet once and a female friend straightened it for me - she's my friend for life now.

GP

Errol for a so called brainy sheep you are a div at times.
I wasn't going to tell you how to get it off but I am a kind
soul so have a sheep dip doh. :-D :-D

I saw what you did there Allan ;-)

G'day to you Allan.

I apologise for the unseemly content of my semaphorical message.

Honestly, it meant to say "I need to get rid of this paper. I will give it my best shot"

I struggle with some vowels.

Try Flushing Errol,it sometimes works.Too t Loo. :-D :-D :-D

I'm sticking with you
Cos I'm made out of glue
Anything that you do
I'm gonna do too.

Afternoon Porkie Pie and GeordiePride.

GeordiePride could your "friend" help me out too".
My money is good.

GoldenGirl I shall try that as a last resort.

Errol - She's left handed so would this be a bit of a drawback. She prefers to be paid in kind.

GP

Afternoon Errol, Just popped on for a minute ill be gone soon

Roy

I am sure that her dexterity is not impended by her ambilevousnessnessness and I will pay whatever is asked of me

Geordie, Does that mean she wants a Leg of Lamb or some Chops.? :-D :-D :-D