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A guy walks into a bar........

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maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 12 Jul 2019 23:29

Oooooh - but :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 12 Jul 2019 20:56

Borrowed

Finally justice has been served.

So there has been this twat called Callum (known as Cal) going around breaking into local people’s houses for months, but the police haven't been able to catch him.

The weirdest thing about it all is that he was breaking into people’s houses and before searching for stuff to steal he would ruin their washing machines by putting bricks into them and turning them on. It's strange if you ask me.

Anyway, I’ve just read he’s been found dead in an alleyway due to a drug overdose. It’s never nice hearing of people’s deaths, but look on the bright side...

Washing machines live longer with Cal gone.

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Jul 2019 10:06

There are three ways to get something done:

1) Do it yourself.
2) Hire someone else to do it.
3) Forbid your kids to do it.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 12 Jul 2019 09:33

And as if by magic it re-appears ! :-0


Now we wait :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Jul 2019 22:28

I love a happy ending :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Jul 2019 21:27

See it's restored...and that was thought to be offensive....seriously :-D

Island

Island Report 11 Jul 2019 17:31

:-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Jul 2019 17:14

Missed it again :-(

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 11 Jul 2019 16:00

Island

You can borrow some of mine: :-D :-) :-D :-) :-D :-)

Island

Island Report 11 Jul 2019 13:42

For goodness sake!!!!

Have to say, if the person who reported me, Mersey and Mr M a few days ago for 'a*se' had bothered to check elsewhere they would have found some real corkers to report! 'Somebody' used the 'f' word twice and not an eyelid was batted :-0 The thread has since been removed but not for that reason.

Hardly fair is it?

GR should remove the report button or at least READ the 'offending' posts. Point in question - should my post of two smiley faces have been removed? Should it have been even reported? No secret who it was, it's time she had a warning.

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 11 Jul 2019 13:19

Someone is having a larf :-D :-D :-D

Tawny

Tawny Report 11 Jul 2019 12:51

:-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 11 Jul 2019 12:12

:-D :-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 11 Jul 2019 12:02

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 11 Jul 2019 11:55

two pygmies walk under a bar.....(it was way over their heads) one evening,

and the bar keeper chucks em out saying ..we don't serve shorts after 7 pm!i

Fly

Fly Report 11 Jul 2019 11:13

Sad person :-S

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 11 Jul 2019 11:10

It wasn't a drinking bar but a solid one :-S :-D :-D :-D

Rambling

Rambling Report 11 Jul 2019 11:07

and walks out again without speaking apparently lol

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 11 Jul 2019 10:51

It was nowt nasty or disgusting Tawny.

Tawny

Tawny Report 11 Jul 2019 10:49

Aww. Missed it :-(