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Allan Report 13 Sep 2021 07:00

I read a report recently that said humans last year ate more bananas than chimpanzees.

Who writes these things?

I really can't remember the last time I ate a chimpanzee :-S

:-D :-D :-D


Dermot Report 13 Sep 2021 07:30

Monkey Nuts!

Turn a deaf eye to all this.


Allan Report 13 Sep 2021 07:47

I'm still trying, Dermot ;-)


LaGooner Report 13 Sep 2021 08:16

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


JoyLouise Report 13 Sep 2021 11:18

You may, just may, have written it correctly, Allan! :-S


nameslessone Report 14 Sep 2021 08:35

Another good one this morning.

Tower Bridge ( in London) is underwater. :-S :-S


Dermot Report 14 Sep 2021 13:34

I've been under the weather all morning.


Allan Report 14 Sep 2021 21:37

I've been under the doctor for weeks now, and it's very uncomfortable when she moves :-0


Bobtanian Report 15 Sep 2021 00:18

Doctor Who?


Sharron Report 15 Sep 2021 00:21

Was it you who dreamed of travelling to the Grand Canyon and going down on a donkey?


Allan Report 15 Sep 2021 00:28

Not me, Sharron, I've no time as I'm busy with Muffin the mule


Dermot Report 15 Sep 2021 07:33

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing twice.


LaGooner Report 16 Sep 2021 14:32

I could murder a bowl of cornflakes right now.
Would that make me a cereal killer :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


Allan Report 16 Sep 2021 21:50

Only if you start the deed this week, LaGooner, and spread it over several weeks


LaGooner Report 16 Sep 2021 21:54

:-D :-D :-D hang on I am going to find the Wheetabix


Allan Report 16 Sep 2021 22:00

Are you going to thresh it within an inch of its life?


LaGooner Report 16 Sep 2021 22:01

That is mighty corny :-D :-D :-D


Allan Report 16 Sep 2021 22:26

Wheat until you see what I do next ;-)


LaGooner Report 16 Sep 2021 22:51

I'll get my oat


Allan Report 16 Sep 2021 23:09

I have a rye smile on my face