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Allan

Allan Report 14 Jan 2022 22:21

I was shaking a bottle of tomato ketchup yester day and forgot to check the cap. The cap flew off and the ketchup went everywhere including into my eyes.

That was when I realised that I should have checked the cap first

Heinzsight is a wonderful thing

;-) :-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 14 Jan 2022 22:25

You got a lot of sauce telling us that :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 14 Jan 2022 22:26

This site needs a good shake-up

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 14 Jan 2022 22:28

It sure does it's in a bit of a pickle

Allan

Allan Report 14 Jan 2022 22:32

You seem as cool as a cucumber this evening

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 14 Jan 2022 22:34

I am as keen as mustard

Allan

Allan Report 14 Jan 2022 23:37

I suppose that the ultimate pinnacle of seduction is trying to undress a salad ;-)

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 14 Jan 2022 23:45

:-D :-D :-D lettuce hope it enjoys it

Caroline

Caroline Report 14 Jan 2022 23:49

I think it's the tip of the iceberg....

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 14 Jan 2022 23:59

It would be a Titanic feat :-D

Allan

Allan Report 15 Jan 2022 00:04

I once found myself in a bed with a strawberry; it was a sweet moment

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 15 Jan 2022 09:24

Were you like a cat that got the cream :-D :-D :-D

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 15 Jan 2022 09:32

Got his foot caught in the sheets, ended up an Eton Mess. ;-)

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 15 Jan 2022 14:07

:-D :-D :-D :-D

BrianW

BrianW Report 16 Jan 2022 22:35

Yesterday our 11 week old Guide Dogs puppy managed to get the cork out of a new bottle of sherry which was on the dining room floor and three quarters of it went into the carpet.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 17 Jan 2022 00:05

shaken baby syndrome?

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 17 Jan 2022 09:39

You all ought to be more careful, otherwise you might end up in a jam. ;-)

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 17 Jan 2022 09:43

That could be a very sticky situation :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 17 Jan 2022 12:22

Crumbs really??

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 17 Jan 2022 14:23

Yes and that would just take the biscuit :-D :-D