General Chat

Cor luv a duck, I aint arf missed you gals. Been a bit quiet on ear wivout ya. Nice ta see ya back. Luv Lil.

Fanks Christine & Lil you're luvverly gals you are :)) Mild luv, just phoned that number and they left me 'anging on an all, looks like we both may be in the lolly darlin' I'll get a big bottle of that nice cooking sherry if we win over a fiver. Hiya Lil I know it's been quiet on 'ere thats why i came 'ome from me snobby sons house, 'ope you're gonna look in an chat wiv us all. Who's comin' to bingo termorra then? Mildred x

Bingo bus goes at 7.30. Meet you lot outside the bookies, in the 'igh Street. Fetch yer little bottle of brandy wiv ya Mild luv, I've 'ad a bit of a shock this afternoon, tally man came rownd this afternoon and 'e said if I give 'im a bit of hows yer father, 'e'll clear the debt, how could I refuse 'im, he's got lovely eyes 'e 'as, but it's left me a bit woosy, so need a drop of yer brandy your Fred got in spain in 1957. Mabel x x

Flamin' 'ell.....!!!! I'm runnin' fer the bus but me drawers keep in fallin' down ! I blame old Phyllis who rolled over last week...'er 'usband gave me five pairs of 'er best drawers...well she wont need em in paradise will she ? Mildred x

Oh Daisy root your sisters 'ol man is a right dodgy geezer, 'e went after me the other night ! Pull yer drawers up Mild, it ain't a pretty sight. Mabel x

Sorry gals, I sat down an ad a little nap. Now i've gorn and missed the bus nd the bingo. Did ya win? Did ya miss me? Lil.

'ere you lot theis thread was nudged in the middle off the night, was that you Mild, getting up for a wee, and fergot what you wanted to say:) Lil we did miss ya luv, and we won got £3.75 was 45 quid, but had to share it between 12 of us, still nemind we got a cab 'ome, cost us a tenner, should have been 12 quid, but the cabbie was young Freddie, Rene's boy, fort it was nice of 'im to give us a couple of quid off, an Mildred had one too many so he had to help 'er owt the cab. She's a right one she is. Mabel x x

OOOOH me poor old 'ed ! 'ad a drop of ginger wine ta celebrate at the macca bingo. Went right ta me 'ed it did. Ere !... wernt that bloke a bit of eye candy, yer know, the one who was in charge of is balls. 'is wig almost look proper 'an real...bit like Elvis I fink. Pity 'bout 'is dodgy eye tho...he 'ad one eye on his balls an one eye kept on wobblin' over your direction Mabe ! Yer might be ok there gal ! Mildred x

'ere Mild, went to the bingo last night saw the elvis bloke, bit of a looker ain't 'e? Anyhow fort he was giving me the eye, or eyes in 'is case, and I sent 'im over a lager top, cost me £1.76 it did, anyhow fort me luck was in, and gues what? He went on with dirty Mary form the dairy, she's a bit of a trollop she is, so I wasted £1.76, gonna 'ave to walk to the Bingo tonight luvvie, so looks like I'd better start out in a minute, me legs are bad today. See you gals tonight, unless of course any of you invite me over for a cuppa, and pay me bus fare to the bingo:) Mabel x x

Afternoon Gals 'ere you lot, saw that Dolores on the box this morning, putting on her posh accent she was. Was a bit friendly with the Fern and Phillip, bet she starts charging us to visit her next. I'm in soufend at the minute, thet Fred from number 32 brought me 'ere, 'aving a real good time we are, weather is so 'ot :) Hope yer all behavin yerselves. Mabel

Sarfend ? Wivout me !! 'Erd about all that dosh being nicked the other day. That Fred aint arf flush lately aint he ?????? ....always fort he was a dodgy geezer..... And that Delores....'ope she aint gonna get above her station ! Bet she asks fern fer a recipe from 'er days on ready steady cook.....and as fer Phil...bet she gets 'im in the broom cupboard ! Mildred xx

ere I 'ad a snog wiv that luvverly young lad what played bombhead on 'ollyoaks at the station - proper gent e were

Och She! ye brazen huzzy! Go on hen, tells us aw aboot it!

Any one fancy a bowl of jellied eels? some fell orf the back of the lorry down the market, 1/6 a bowl, but bring yer own bowl, I ain't washing up after ya gals :)))) Mabel x

< rushes to kitchen to grab the cats bowl...that will do...was washed last week.....> Mildred x

Not a member of Pinny Gang, but have you a dish of cockles?, cor I luv em. Christine x

Christine luv, anyone can be a member of our club, but don't push yer luck, it's eels or nuffink, cockles don't fall of the lorry 'tl tuseday night :)) Mabel x

Fanks Mabe, I'll have anything going. Christine x

Hallo Maybel Hiya hen! is they as guid as haggis hen? Do ya eat them wi' neeps an tatties? Jennie

Mabe can I be Tallulah?, cos I fink I likes the monicker. Christine x