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I cannot tell a lie, it was I that scratched the car!
Fizz overheard the remark and immediately passed it on to the girls at the factory, before long the whole street was buzzing with the news.

Norris was a criminal and a liar aswell.

Eventually news filtered to Steve in the pub. 'What!' he said pulling a weird face,' I dont beleive it!' (in his best Victor Meldrew impersonation). He suddenly felt guilty for hitting Dan over the head with a bar stool but was unsure what to do about Norris when

Rita shouted to him, come here I want a word with you, why havent you owned up that it was you who scratched the car, Norris spluttered how did you find out he asked,never you mind,if you dont tell them I will she replied, Norris wen at shade of white, not knowing he had been caught on his own security camera,alright he said..

just as she was settling down for a good old soak she heard as commotion in the street - not wishing to miss anything she dashed into the bedroom, dripping as she went, to see an ambulance pull up outside the Rovers. She decided to give up on the bath and got dressed toute suite. Not that she was nosey by any means but she had to know what was going on. Dan was being brought out of the Rovers on a stretcher!!! Norris was standing nearby having a nosey, unaware that he was the cause of it all if only he knew it. The little toad was edging over to see what had happened when

tell Kirk what was going on but as usual Kirk was in his own little world - which was very small indeed. No way did Ches wish to be called Chesney Battersby-Brown-Vanderbilt-Hilton. Meanwhile back at the Rovers, Vernon had just turned up after his cruise debut and was tucking into a large jar of pickled onions and Lloyd was beginning to wonder if he really was a Dad!! He couldn't remember anything about it if he was. Blanche was just getting into the new bath at the Barlows house and

when her new man opened his mouth to speak everyone could not believe how silly his voice was, of course Blanche just piped up why does he sound like a girl she said,because he used to be one Cilla replied and then she realised what she said!! but he/she is going to have the op,soon, thats gross Ches cried and shot off to

YES..........HILTON!...........you know!! them what own otels over world,,,,,,,,mmmm me 'n' Paris are bezzie mates you know..... Cilla boasted her way through 5 gin and tonics when

Les who asked Cilla - your husband said Fizz - oh him!!! I divorced him in Reno the week before last. I am now Mrs Cilla Browne-Vanderbilt-Hilton.

without even a mention from Blanch or Norris! yep, Les was last seen by a few thousand viewers arguing and wallowing in self pity while sharing his house with Sinetta! Her Toy Boy, he certainly was not!

Big american car in the street, everyone rushed outside just as it pulled up outside chesneys house and out got Cilla, and a rather dishy looking guy, mam Ches shouted, what are you doing here, I have come to see my baby,and show you your new daddy what yelled Fizz, you are still married to Les who has gone missing...

promptly whipped Jim with a wet bar towel.

Ow- cried Jim that stung and a nasty little cut & bruise appeared on his cheek (face!)

Clare apologised profusly like she does every time she does something wrong.
Fizz ran through the front door , Quick come outside there's a...

bag of pork scratchings but being thick he never felt a thing. Think about it Liz, you'll be able to give up the pub and live in Ireland with all that fresh air and Guinness. Not my cup of tea said Liz and anyway, I really love Vernon. Catch yourself on said Jim, how could anyone love a loser like that FGS!! At this point Steve walked in and on hearing his father had come into money decided to try and persuade his mother to rethink - he could then have the pub for himself and Michelle as well as Amy, Ryan and Alex!!
Everything came to a sudden halt though when Sally smacked Clare in the chops for dissing her and her house - before you could say hot-pot, the Rovers was in chaos - like a scene from a John Wayne film. Calm it down said Ashley, ever th4e peacemaker, but he was felled by a left hook from Jim who was by now getting into his stride. Clare became hysterical at the sight of all that blood and

You have nothing to worry your pretty little bleached head about ,he said, I have found out that my great granpappy has left me a big house and farm lands, so we are set up sure we are,you dont think I am going to help you run a farm, Liz sceamed,as only Liz can,the folk in the bar fell about laughing at the thought of her in wellies,she hit him with a ...

'meself and Elizabeth still have feelings for one another, so we have'....Liz demanded that Jim get his unkempt hair cut and his bank balance up before he comes anywhere near her bed.

Jim!!!! yes, Jim it was, so it was!! Her heart leapt in her chest under that low cut blouse - obviously she still had feelings for him too and he certainly had them for her, so he did. Steve walked in and was staggered to see his Dad there - what d'you think you're dong he asked - you shouldn't come here, but Jim just said

Decided to dip her toe in the water,just to make sure that Vern was the man for her,but before she could take that step, who should walk into the pub but

Gail meanwhile was coming to terms with the fact that her father batted from the pavillion end - it was a bit of a shock to say the least - Audrey was also shocked but then she got shocked about most things these days - David, the demon child took it remarkably well on the surface but whether he had plans lurking no one knew. The cladding on the Duckworth house failed to come off leaving Tyrone wondering why they didn't just paint it all one colour but thought that a bit radical. Liz meanwhile was trying to convince herself that she was in love with that idiot Vernon when everyone knew she wasn't - anyway, just as Steve thought his mother had decided to kick the bookie into touch she

do a Britney and be done with the Dye, Serum, Mousse. Straightners, Spray etc.

how can I afford extra rent with what I spend on hair dye FGS!!!!! Not my problem said Liz and while we're at it, do you ever serve anyone cos if you do, I've missed it. Leanne will make two of you and she smiles now and then which is more than you can manage. Well if that's how you feel said Michelle I shall

when she saw the new barmaid, whats she doing here she demanded, Steve gave his usual sickly grin and legged it down to the cellar, I have hired Leanne
said Liz, we are short staffed, with you always swaning off with Alex or the other one, and before you open your mouth I am going to put your rent up!!!
what Michelle sceamed...

when suddenly Martin came through the door. Its alright son I can save you im an Advanced Nurse now, I can save anyone....and with that he stuck a thermometer into David's mouth and grabbed hold of his wrist. Ah yes, he said, you have a bad case of over acting. There is a cure. No one can write you into a script for a week that will give you time to collect yourself and hone your skills.

Thanks Dad, said David and with that his name disappared for a while.

Meanwhile back at the Rovers, Michele was in a tizz