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you should have heard the very big norty word specky said turned the air blue it did,
i orded a ladyshave and epilater, i put the epilater head on, and said to specky to try a bit on his leg see how good it worked pretending it was the razor head, he moved it up his shin and plucked 4 hairs, oh he was so horrid to me, pmsl it went very red after and itched dont think i will use it

I had one used it twice and put it in the back of the cupboard. never again!!

Poor Specky..................LOL

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Poor , poor Specky,Hiya Pusser,


Caz xxx

you should do his eyebrows when he's asleep sis
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i know somewhere else to try to if he do lolnt snap out of it

WHY exactly does that man love you ???

If you want him to have his legs shaved for charity, phone the local college... they beauty therapy department will adore him as a model for their practice.

Deanna X

wicked woman - you know men have low pain threasholds.

well deanna after the fuss he made with 4 hairs i think i will have to think of something else, but will keep it in mind
lol cariad defitnatley

deanna just asked him why he loves me
he says there is never a dull moment even if it stresses him

pmsl,a woman after my own heart !

you have just reminded me of when we got our first microwave,we bought a browing dish,this dish had to go in the microwave empty for about 4 mins to heat up before you put your food in,
my OH was a bit worried about this,he had read the instruction about the microwave,saying never run it without food /liquid in it.

so the dish is in heating up,OH has his face upto the door,everywhere is quite,
i grap a tray sneek up behind him,bang the tray on the work top right behind him,
OH hits the deck,hands over head.................He thought the microwave had exploaded,
i think i wet myself laughing,even now it make me chuckle when i think about it.

Oh bless him.xx

POOR SOUL..... ;-0)

Deanna X

Blue Moon - even more wicked than Pusser LOL Naughty Naughty Naughty - OMG

that's really funny Blue-
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lmao
id love to have seen that, bet he jumped round the room

Blue Moon, that was evil lol I am roflmao tho
Wish I dared do something like that with my miseryguts here lol

Will contact you or Puss when I need ideas lol
Lizx

puss and blue moon - experts at naughty pranks to play on your OH.

LOL

that is so funny moon hey we will have to get together and plan some more
getting at my step dad was the best, he would come home from the pub when he went the loo id stick bangers up his fags got him every time , and i was grounded a lot this once sometehing had really upset me, so i pulled the head of my doll and stuck it on the door handle with fake blood running down the door ive neve r seen him jump so much, i was grounded for longer

pmsl,puss

I could tell you the story about the Fiery Jack,
I'll give you the brief details and you can use your imagination to work out the end!
OH had a bad back,(he still managed to play football)
So he had a bath,and i got the Fiery Jack out,he did nothing but moan all the while i was rubbing it into his back,
when i had finished,i still had a lot left on my hands,
i had to wipe them somewhere!
well all i will say is,kitchen sink and bowl of cold water...............the air turned blue..

Purple,just shout if you want some advice!