General Chat

Ahar but is it Blackbeard or is it Watson in one of his disguises , who knows ?? will Joan G know she held his hand ,,,away me hearties

creeps back in covered in parrot sh**

o mg it is blackbeard then but cant here Joan G what have they done to her , has she been sold to a slave trader ???????or is a ransom awaiting for her?

oh no!!! now sherlock will know where i am

quickly takes clothes off

pieces of eight pieces of eight

please put your clothes back on you"ll upset the parrot

grabs parrot by the beak

puts clothes back on

trade her in for new parrot this one to old leaves to many clues sh~~every where

Sherlock returns, "Lol, ms, put your clothes on!" Reaches out to grab her, comes apart in hands - it's a scarecrow wearing ms' clothes.

Chris was right, the parrot was scared,there's parrot poo everywhere.

S.H. espies 3 dastardly characters, one carrying a parrot, one with white hair (um, has it been snowing?! No, it's ms covered in parrot poo!), one shaking and ashivering, dashing in and out of dark shadows ...

And the other has two peggie legs o m g
who could that be , is it joan g or ms when will we find out ???? DEDAAAA i shall wait for the next thrilling instalment

No, it was Chris in disguise as Rolf Harris singing, "I'm Jake the pegs, diddle diddle diddle, dum, with me extra 2 legs, diddle diddle diddle dum!"

ms you there, have you all used vanishing cream? Deputy Dawg's on the case now!

>>>>>>>runs in with deputy dawg's sherrf's badge

still got parrot by the beak the blighter wont sh** on me again

now!!!! where's black beard or was it blue

"This is the RSPPA!" We have received reports that a parrot is being restrained from what comes naturally!

Sherlock Holmes ventures near, magnifying glass to ground, following signs of hopalong, shivering (footmarks all over place) and long hops, this way, that way ...

Someone is trying to evade what a parrot does, could it be ... ms?!

slinks back out...leaves go of parrot

oh little parrot in the sky
why did you poop in my eye
dont be sad and i wont cry
i'm just glad that elephants
cant fly

S Holmes calls Dr Watson, "Doc W, ms is speaking to herself!" "Her accomplices appear to have abandoned her somewhat, eh Holmes?! Trouble is, old boy, can't see her what with that vanishing stuff, tut tut."

Oh Parrot, Oh Parrot
You should've eaten a carrot
Your poo would've been green
ms revealed and seen!

Holmes, always at the ready, marches to door, "Come Watson, onwards and forwards man!"

They disappear in misty, starless night on the trail of the elusive ... ms!

crawls out of the dark shadow's....looks for joan g

oh where could she be....i know!!!!! bingo..yes she must be at the bingo with that dirty gerty from number thirty

SS shimmers in as torch for S Holmes, floating, trying to see if light reveals 'vanishing cream ms' (thinks must use some of this for bags under eyes), continues floating.

Sound of horses hooves on cobblestones, quiet, then canter, followed by whooooosh of a gallop

Dr W alerts S Holmes, "Holmes old boy, one rather thinks ms is attempting an escape!"

Hear sound of 2nd horse, Dirty Gerty from No. 30 complete with bingo card, calling "House! House!" as voice disappears into the misty fog heading for ...

ESCAPE!!!!!!! think i have you will have to get up early in the morning to catch me out

holmes i have your magnifying glass.....hummm dont believe.....well check inside your cape
you scoundrel