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MARTHA RECENTLY
LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM CREMATED

AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME.


PICKING UP THE URN
THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED HIM OUT ON THE
PATIO TABLE.



THEN, WHILE TRACING
HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE STARTED
TALKING TO HIM....



'JOE, YOU KNOW
THAT DISHWASHER YOU PROMISED ME?

I BOUGHT IT WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY.


SHE PAUSED FOR A
MINUTE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES

THEN SAID, 'JOE, REMEMBER

THAT CAR YOU PROMISED ME?

WELL, I ALSO BOUGHT IT

WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!'



AGAIN, SHE PAUSED
FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHILE TRACING
HER FINGERS IN THE
ASHES SHE SAID, 'JOE, THAT DIAMOND RING

YOU PROMISED ME? BOUGHT IT TOO,
WITH THE INSURANCE MONEY!'



FINALLY, STILL
TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE
SAID, 'JOE,
REMEMBER THAT BLOW JOB

I PROMISED YOU?'



'HERE IT
COMES...'

pmsl

Janx

thats very good pmsl

~~which reminds me of that bloke that made a teapot out of his dads ashes..lol..~~

lol

pmsl Jules :)

Thanks, Jules - love it!!!

Wasn't there recently a story about a daughter who had her dad's ashes made into rockets and set them off.

Steph