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The GR Variety Performance

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Dermot

Dermot Report 6 Aug 2008 20:08

Oh, go on then!

I'll have a go at telling a story - a good long one too. Just like we used to do at home before we purchased the TV. So, get ready & try not to fall asleep - otherwise you will miss the good bit. Yes, there is one good joke somewhere along. And it's all free to the listener(s).

"My mother loved children & she often wished if I had been one. She always remarked to us & later to her grandchildren that infant care has to be learned from the bottom up. Handle the child with care, she'd remark, because you are dealing with a sensitive, highly-strung little stinker. How true!

Of course, the modern child will answer you back before you ask the question. Anyway, when I was very young - that's when everything was in black & white - before colour was invented, I used to go down every evening after school to feed ......." (continued next week at the same time.).

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Report 6 Aug 2008 20:08

the black book the black book lol

Mazfromnorf

Mazfromnorf Report 6 Aug 2008 20:09

lo on channel 5 there is a programme called belly of the beast we have been spotted

Jac

Jac Report 6 Aug 2008 20:09

gerr him off! the fat girls are on next!!!

JustJean

JustJean Report 6 Aug 2008 20:10

Now Dermot thats worth a little flash

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Report 6 Aug 2008 20:10

the only suggestion i have jean is


i will do a runner out the back door while you go looking for the eyeball

Jac

Jac Report 6 Aug 2008 20:10

the blue book is Sankey's Hymns!!!! what blooming good is that to this crowd of baying blokes?

Jac

Jac Report 6 Aug 2008 20:11

And under her armpits aint the best place to keep yer choc ice, is it?

JustJean

JustJean Report 6 Aug 2008 20:12

Where else would you keep them ,they are icy cold,

Mazfromnorf

Mazfromnorf Report 6 Aug 2008 20:13

are we off to chapel bible and sankeys hymns we could sell the warcry and sing

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Report 6 Aug 2008 20:13

wheres BC when you need her

anyone got a bottle of Baileys i need one

Mazfromnorf

Mazfromnorf Report 6 Aug 2008 20:14

bailiff or baileys lo

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Report 6 Aug 2008 20:16

thats it, my bellys all danced out, and ive put my back out,

take a bow ladies, i think we were pretty good for amateurs

gis a lolly jean, im sweating like a pig here, and no thanks darling, i dont want a flash lol

JustJean

JustJean Report 6 Aug 2008 20:16

btw, where is b c?

Mazfromnorf

Mazfromnorf Report 6 Aug 2008 20:17

lo its the solo turns while i rest

JustJean

JustJean Report 6 Aug 2008 20:17

I only give a flash when you BUY a lolly ms Lynn!!!

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Report 6 Aug 2008 20:17

probably in the electric cubby hole with the Velo


Jac

Jac Report 6 Aug 2008 20:18

I aint going on that stage until that tubby chap in the second row takes his raincoat off!!

disgusting, that's what it is!

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º Little Nanna Lynn °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Report 6 Aug 2008 20:19

no Chrstine but plenty of old men willing to in the front row, lol

just be gentle with him with an eye missing

JustJean

JustJean Report 6 Aug 2008 20:19

What about me?????