General Chat

sorry went away to do something but when i got there i couldn't remember what, so i came back and couldn't find my keyboard oh dear whats happening to me

When did we get a new King lol

Ducks lol

They've come to put me to bed now I must say GOODNIGHT
Good night

will see you all tomorrow if I remember

Jenxx

Whatever you do dont leave me on my own.

Role reversal these days, I used to tell the kids not to let go of my hand in a shopping precinct and things, Now I get lost easy in shopping complexes lol

Is this the future for all of us or is it starting to happen now lol
There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,
And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big fat lie.
My hair's getting thinner, my body is not;
The few teeth I have are beginning to rot.

I smell of Vick's-Vapo-Rub, not Chanel # 5;
My new pacemaker's all that keeps me alive.
When asked of my past, every detail I'll know,
But what was I doing 10 minutes ago?

Well, you get the idea, what more can I say?
I'm off to read the obituary, like I do every day;
If my names not there, I'll once again start -
Perfecting the art of falling apart

Its been fun Jen :):)

Thank you for a good evening :):) Have a Good Night and Catch You Later :):)

the oldies thread still goin I see ~ pmsl !!!!!

Brilliant Wenders :):):)

That is so true for this thread :):)

As I'm getting old and decrepit i'm off to my bed.(actually I want to watch Stephen Fry in America)
I wonder if I will remember you all in the morning.
I better leave me a note !

Have a Good Evening Helen :):)

Thank You Its been fun :) Catch up later :):)

And I have to go to now :):)

Im off to get steamy, there was a time it meant more then steaming this cold and sinuses but I dont remember that far back lol

Thanks Everyone, I really have enjoyed this evening :)

Its been nice :):)

Take Care

good night Col and Helen sleep tight oh yeh we have to so we dont fall out of bed

thanks witerwitch
I dont think we have met before , do you now how your doing lol

You got me into trouble WW :)

How was I to know that the glass I put my teeth in had the other halfs orange juice in lol

Im Gone Now for sure lol

oh Cols alright just head him in the right direction and hes fine lol

never mind WW must be nearly our bed times

I'm not quite there, but it will soon come im sure

A Senior Citizen
I am a senior citizen...

- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.

- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

- I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

- I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...

- I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

- I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

- I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over.

- I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

- I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

- I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...

- I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.

- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

- I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...

- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
are you still awake

Well I don't know - I leave the thread for a few hours to have some dinner and watch Little Dorrit and what happens - it all ends up as bathroom talk and tales of tuneful farting!

Honestly you lot!

LOL

Jill

you can't trust anyone Jill