General Chat

Awww it will do you good, Stray..watch out for them oxon and things......lol....

all that fresh air....(pong).....do her the world of good.....we have friends in wales used to visit them a lot....BC do us a dance...then hun...or tell us about Paddy at the semans mission

romance.......nooooooo.........im going looking for unicorns

and the odd mad wlesh woman

"winks

Oxon isn't in Wales...... or has it moved?

Aileen xxx

I dont perform to order, Hayley, I have to wait till I feel creative..*practises her entrachet.......

I know Aileen, I didnt want to mention the **eep..you know what this lot are like....lol.....

No its darn saurf.Aileen..near...ermmm a RAF base...lol

BC dont give me all the artistic crap...tsk

*wink*...lol

You shouldn't call Jax that..lmao


psssstttt Who is Paddy?

He's a second cousin four times removed of Seamus, Sue......

*jumps up and down...oh...oh...the patio is covered in snow!! Why didnt someone tell me! lol

Is he the one with the goat?

x

That's Hayleys favourite song, Paddy McGinty, she just loves Val Doonigan! lol

Does she have a goat on her patio...I never noticed it before...hmmm

patio!!!!! hmm so whosssss under it "sniggers

Ah the **eep word BC.

Best to let her find out for herself.

Aileen xxx

Perhaps she sprayed it green and you thought it was a piece of topiary :-))

x

tsk tsk..Hayley, its a Buddha...aww and his little head is covered in snow which is nice cos it covers the green mould...just a tick, am going outside to frolic......

Awwww BC I thought you would never ask so I did....

**tucks skirt in to knickers......and begins to do a gig...**

takes deep breathe...............

*waits for BC to finish her floric*

I have heard it called a lot of things but that's a new one on me ;-)

Mr. Patrick McGinty, an Irishman of note,
Came into a fortune, so bought himself a goat.
Said he, "Sure, of goat's milk I mean to have my fill!"
But when he got his Nanny home, he found it was a Bill.

And now all the ladies who live in Killaloo
Are all wearing bustles like their mothers used to do.
They each wear a bolster beneath the petticoat,
And leave the rest to Providence and Paddy McGinty's goat!
Missis Burke to her daughter said, "Listen, Mary Jane, .
Now who was the man you were cuddling in the lane?
He'd long wiry whiskers all hanging from his chin."
"Twas only Pat McGinty's goat, " she answer'd with a grin.

Then she went away from the village in disgrace,
She came back with powder and paint upon her face.
She'd rings on her fingers, and she wore a sable coat,
You bet your life they never came from Paddy McGinty's goat.
Little Norah McCarthy the knot was going to tie,
She washed all her trousseau and hung it out to dry.
Then up came the goat and he saw the bits of white:
He chewed up all her falderals, and on her wedding night:

"Oh turn out the gas quick!" she shouted out to Pat,
For though l'm your bride, sure l'm not worth looking at.
I'd got two of ev'rything, I told you when I wrote,
But now I've one of nothing, all thro' Paddy McGinty's goat.'
Mickey Riley he went to the races t'other day.
He won twenty dollars and shouted, "Hip Hooray!!"
He held up the note, shouting "Look what I've got!"
The goat came up and grabbed at it and swallowed all the lot.

"He's eaten my banknote," said Mickey, with the hump.
They ran for the doctor, he brought a stomach pump.
He pumped and he pumped for that twenty dollar note,
But all he got was ninepence out of Paddy McGinty's goat.

*shouts from the snow....Encore Encore!!!! Bravo!!!!