General Chat

Stands behind Barbara, in case Merlin waves that wand at us.............

Barbara do something quick!!!

Barbara, that ostrich looks remarkably familiar, oh no its Merlins beard!

Give Jen a shout and I'll watch him for now, back Merlin, back I say, now what have you done with Shimmer???

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Merlin has Shimmer!!!

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oh dear Alko quick dive under here, we'd better keep out of sight until she comes.
Quick

I now know why "Barbara2" Thinks she has "Power" After gazing through a few threads I found that she "Fancies Gnomes" The Midget "Tom Cruise????.Methinks she should set her sights Higher ( Or stand in a Grow Bag with him ).Her power is Nowt compared to the Might Of Merlin,So Barbara, Go and get some Proper Ostrich Feathers for my Concubines ( and not ones from your Boot Sale Stall.) **M**.:o))))>.pmsl.

Oh Merlin, now I think you've gone too far, to say I fancy Tom Cruise and me a married woman is low but to malign my love for Gnomes, well that is way below the belt, how very dare you.... :))

Merlin, we thought you was in the grow bag, making your wand grow, well hoping, lol

Runs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

back under shelter with Barbara, oohhh safety

AND also you wouldn't know a proper Ostrich feather if it swiped you round the face, you bad Merlin you :)) wmsl here and I'm at work you know.....

Alko stay under cover with me, we can't let him get you too now he's got Shimms, where is that Jen.......

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Jens not available,whilst I was Trying to Sleep last night I got awaken by somebody trying to play with my Wand,That is a Dangerous thing to do,as shown by her Disappearing Act taking Shimmers with her.She now knows That if you mess about with my wand all sorts of things can happen,Dangerous ones,So Beware Barbara, You could be next on the list if you tamper too much in the Mystic Realms of Merlin.:o))))))>.rofpmsl.**M**.xx.

OOOh Alko he's got Jen as well, what should we do now, make a run for it in my super duper car with the double turbo super booster jet enhancer and listening to Cyndi......... or stay under cover and hope he just goes away. :)))

Well I did,nt really think you fancied him( You really wanted to stick a Rod in his Hand ( Fishing One) and stand him by your garden Pond ( as a Status Symbel) pmsl.xx.**M**.Oh by the way you being Married! Still does,nt stop you being one of my Concubines doing the "Fan Dance".:o)>.

Make a run for it, dont think hes going away,
start the jet engines

bye bye Merlin, catch us now,

we're off to get our friends

wheres TTT? does he have her too

right here we go Alko, you man the rapid fire gizmo that gets rid of nasty wizards and I'll get my foot down, think he must have the others or they would have been here by now, so we will have to try to rescue them, may need some help later and call in the big guns.

Watch out for that rod Melin, it has a mind of it's own and has to doing the fan dance, you'll have to catch us first, and here we go
goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, gosh the G force in here is immense...............................

Right Barbara, here we go

3, 2, 1, ready, aim, FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


he has gone in a puff of smoke,

nice one Alko, but I think he will be back so keep yer eyes peeled for a flash of blue, it will be him, he won't catch us now though...............

Now we are safely away, I must leave the others to fend for themselves and away to the supermarket so please Alko stay in the car and stay safe from Merlin till I return later and then we will rescue our friends.
Till later Merlin...:))

Barbara2,Big Guns? Surely you don,t mean " BAZOOKAS" Looks like I,ll have to go to "BRISTOL" to get something to destroy them.Or meybe a large "Slingshot" to hold them up,yes that should do the trick.:o)).pmsl.xx.**M**.